(untitled Orion episode) | November 22, 2008 at 8:07 p.m.

 SETTING

Orion's or Illybrius's room

 

Sat, Nov 22, 2008; 8.07 PM

 

ORION

Evening my Pet.

 

EPIPHANY zaps Orion

 

ORION

How fares you?

 

ILLYBRIUS

Less bored now that you're here.

 

EPIPHANY

[You lot are vastly inadequate company for someone such as myself.]

[Except Evryn and Serleina. They're okay.]

 

EVRYN, =D

Why, thank you!

 

SERLEINA

Woooooo! PARTY NOISES!

 

ORION

Good. Ow. I'm sore and tired and really horny.

 

ILLYBRIUS

Mm, I can help with that last bit. Why are you sore and tired?

 

ORION

Not sure if you've been told but Akuma and Corri have been fighting.

 

EVRYN

Yeah, we went over this a couple episodes ago.

 

ORION

I got dragged into a training round because she knows I won't hold back.

 

SIGYN

Oh dear god!

 

TOKIOMI

At least it wasn't onscreen?

 

MARIE

Yes, but if Akuma actually was fighting Orion, then I'd have to complain that she only does fighty stuff off-screen that we hear about second-hand. This informed attribute really bothers me.

 

ILLYBRIUS

I heard, yes.

 

ILLYBRIUS starts to massage Orion's neck and shoulders

 

ORION

OH... you have no idea how wonderful that feels...

 

ILLYBRIUS

I'm glad it does.

 

ILLYBRIUS continues, then starts to rub down Orion's back.

 

ORION

*moans in pleasure* Please don't stop. That feels incredible.

 

EPIPHANY

[One thing I do like about America is that it's easy to find real massage parlours.]

 

EVRYN

Wait, did you just say Americans can do something right?

 

EPIPHANY

[ In a roundabout way. The problem with finding a massage parlour in Japan is that a lot of them are actually stealth brothels.]

 

VEI

That happens here, too. I would know.

 

EVRYN

Ah, yes, Mum did tell me about one of those. She said that's where she met my father and—

 

OVD

*loudly clears his throat* Let's get back on point, here!

 

SIGYN

Yeah, we're only allowed to call out REAL people for their—

 

OVD

WHAT DID I JUST SAY.

 

ILLYBRIUS

Shh, don't worry. I won't stop.

 

SIGYN

Um. I don't find that as reassuring as you might think.

 

ORION

Good cause if you do I might hand you over to be her partner next.

 

ILLYBRIUS

I am somewhat less than amused.

 

EVRYN

What, you don't enjoy "training" with your wife? I think that's grounds for divorce.

 

SIGYN

N... It's grounds for annulment if they've NEVER done that.

 

DREPANON

YOU know marriage law.

 

SIGYN

Why WOULDN'T I know marriage law?

 

DREPANON

Well, there's the fact that in this continuity, you're seventeen.

 

MARIE

Seventeen-year-olds can know marriage law.

 

DREPANON

I'm just CONCERNED about her INTENTIONS with my FAMILY.

 

SERLEINA, holding some kind of food item.

HERE, COUSIN! CATCH!

 

SERLEINA throws it directly to Sigyn.

 

DREPANON

...

 

SERLEINA

Don't hate the players, hate the game.

 

SIGYN

"The Game," take a shot.

 

EVRYN

Wait, but this isn't One Tree Hill.

 

SIGYN

Oh yeah, you're right. Dan Scott actually has redeeming qualities.

 

ORION

Then don't stop and promise to love me, Pet.

 

EPIPHANY zaps Orion

 

EPIPHANY

[Somehow I think Onion prefers the "happy ending" massage parlours.]

 

VEI

I know I do. But I also have a policy against giving happy endings to kids.

 

ILLYBRIUS

*purrs* You know I love you.

 

EVRYN takes a shot.

 

ILLYBRIUS rubs harder.

 

ORION

*moans* I know and I love you as well.

 

ILLYBRIUS kisses Orion's neck while massaging circles on his back.

 

ORION

Mmm... must remember to return this favor to you...

 

ILLYBRIUS nibbles and presses.

 

ORION

Oh... I love you.

 

EVRYN takes a shot

 

[/agequit EPIPHANY]

[LIGHTS OUT and the following is heard]

 

WT

Illybrius sinks fangs in and keeps rubbing lower down Orion's back.

Orion gasps in pain and pleasure and begins to get hard.

 

ORION

Oh…

 

ILLYBRIUS

*chuckles* I'll massage that later.

 

ORION

*groan of frustration* Tease...

 

ILLYBRIUS

You know you love me.

 

EVRYN

Glug.

 

ORION

That I do.

 

ILLYBRIUS

Mm. *purrs*

 

ORION

Wow... finally I think I'm feeling better. Damn she is brutal.

 

ILLYBRIUS

Shh.

 

WT

Illybrius starts massaging Orion's lower back.

 

ORION

*moan of bliss* Damn you are good at this...

 

ILLYBRIUS

I just want you to relax. To feel better.

 

REIYA

Lee, are you actually that good at massages or is Onion just faking?

 

ILLYBRIUS

To be honest, I have no fucking clue what I'm doing.

 

EVRYN

The second one, then.

 

OVD

Well, he IS an actor.

 

REIYA

Damn.

 

VEI

He just might have an innate talent.

 

ORION

Trust me... you are making it better.

 

ILLYBRIUS

Good.

 

WT

Illybrius starts massaging Orion's ass cheeks.

 

ORION

Mmm… I don't think those need it, Pet—

 

REIYA zaps Orion

 

ORION

—but it sure feels good.

 

WT

Illybrius kisses Orion.

 

ILLYBRIUS

I know. I don't care.

 

ORION

You are perfect Pet.

 

REIYA zaps Orion.

 

ORION

Still not sure I deserve you.

 

EVRYN

Dunno about that, but you sure deserve being zapped.

 

ILLYBRIUS

*purrs* You must be joking.

 

EVRYN

Nope, fraid not.

 

ILLYBRIUS

I adore you, Ori.

 

WT

Orion kisses Illybrius.

 

ORION

I adore you as well.

 

WT

Illybrius presses in a couple of fingers and massages Orion's ass from the inside.

 

ORION

*cry of pain* Oh that feels… don't stop.

 

WT

Illybrius inserts another finger and spreads, massaging Orion's balls gently with the other hand.

Orion jerks in pleasure.

 

ORION

Please more…

 

ILLYBRIUS

Patience, mi Dolciumi.

 

WT

Illybrius licks at Orion's neck wounds.

Orion moans and shifts against Illybrius.

Illybrius rubs oil on his hand, then forces his arm in Orion, bringing his other hand round to massage Orion's cock, as promised.

Orion screams in pain and pleasure at the sensations.

Illybrius fists hard and fast, loving the feel, playing with Orion equally brutally.

Orion's screams never stop and tears of pleasure start.

Illybrius bites savagely into Orion's neck and retracts fangs, sucking at the wound.

Orion's screams grow in volume.

Illybrius purrs while drinking.

 

ILLYBRIUS

Delicious.

 

ORION

Y-yes Master. *cry of delight*

 

ILLYBRIUS

Music to my ears, beloved.

 

ORION

I only want to please you… Feels so good…

 

WT

Illybrius agrees and unfurls his wings.

 

ILLYBRIUS

Mmmm… you're a luscious treat.

 

ORION

*moans loudly* More… Please Master…

 

WT

Illybrius keeps going, but harder and faster

Orion screams in bliss and "thurst" back to meet Illybrius.

Illybrius pulls his arm out, cleans it, then starts fucking Orion.

 

ORION

*screams and cries in bliss* MASTER!

 

WT

Illybrius keeps one arm firmly at Orion's waist while massaging his cock roughly.

 

ORION

So close… please Master… let me cum.

 

WT

Illybrius bites Orion's shoulder.

 

ILLYBRIUS

Go ahead.

 

WT

Orion screams and erupts several times over a few feet.

 

ORION

ILLYBRIUS!

 

WT

Illybrius blushes slightly and holds Orion close, then lays back.

 

ILLYBRIUS

Do you need to rest or can you ride me?

 

ORION

Dizzy. One moment.

 

ILLYBRIUS

Alright.

 

WT

Illybrius holds Orion placidly.

Orion cuddles, feeling even better.

 

ILLYBRIUS

Good.