November 18, 2008 – 10:00 p.m.
LIGHTS OUT and the following is heard.
BRITNEY
I
didn't say he had to feel good. You just have to bring him here and fuck him.
That one goes free.
ILLYBRIUS
I do
things that bring me pleasure. Right now, that means you.
BRITNEY
Tomorrow,
then. And would you stop?
ILLYBRIUS
Stop what? Fucking you? I already said I
wouldn't.
BRITNEY
You are
beginning to irritate me.
WT
Illybrius
wraps an arm round Britney's waist and impales Britney on him fully.
BRITNEY
STOP
THAT!
ILLYBRIUS:
I ALWAYS irritate you, Maheo. You should
really learn to lighten up, as I've been telling you for... what... six, seven
thousand years?
BRITNEY
Tell
me... is losing one of them worth it?
WT
Illybrius
purrs and holds Britney closer.
ILLYBRIUS
Is it
worth it to you? You'll have less leverage if you kill one of them.
BRITNEY
But you'll be out of my way.
ILLYBRIUS
I won't. Oh, I should have told you earlier...
it takes me a LONG time to cum when I'm on top.
BRITNEY
Like I
care. Just finish.
ILLYBRIUS
You've
gotten me close a few times, Maheo.
WT
Illybrius
sucks on Britney's neck.
BRITNEY
Then
tell me how to make you finish.
ILLYBRIUS
I'll tell you what I tell you EVERY time you
ask me to do something: Make me.
TOD
Seriously?
BRITNEY
I don't
do guys.
ILLYBRIUS
You do
now. Actually, you've done guys ever since you first did me.
BRITNEY:
VEKU!
EVRYN:
That's
"Fuck you!" in Drakoste. It...sounds like he already is.
ILLYBRIUS
Mmmmm...
I am.
BRITNEY
I "dipise" you.
ILLYBRIUS
And
that makes me love you more.
BRITNEY
Stupid
Incubi.
ILLYBRIUS
Actually,
I'm a very smart incubus. Sexy prettyboy.
BRITNEY:
DON'T
CALL ME THAT!
ILLYBRIUS
You are. My sexy little prettyboy. Or...
WT
Illybrius
squeezes Britney's cock playfully.
ILLYBRIUS
Sexy
big prettyboy. Or, my sexy ponyboy— no, I think I like "sexy
prettyboy" better. Fha-maheone.
BRITNEY
You are
pissing me off rather quick, you stupid bastard.
ILLYBRIUS
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
You know I love you.
WT
Illybrius
pulls out slowly till just the head is in, and lubes.
ILLYBRIUS
There.
Is that better, Fha-maheone?
BRITNEY
No. Stop putting it back in.
ILLYBRIUS
Mmmmm, an invitation if I ever heard one.
WT
Illybrius
rides Britney's ass hard and fast again while wringing his cock.
ILLYBRIUS
Ohhhh!
Ohh! I know you're enjoying this at least a little.
BRITNEY:
NO!
STOP IT!
ILLYBRIUS:
Oh! Ohhh! Maheone! Maheone, my love! Mi alye
dolciumi alagucia!
BRITNEY:
I AM
NOT YOURS!
ILLYBRIUS:
MINE!
My Maheone, my love, my sweetmeat, my life.
BRITNEY:
FUCK
OFF!
ILLYBRIUS:
My sexy
little wolverine.
BRITNEY:
I! AM! NOT! YOURS! ENCULE!
SERENA
Wow,
the French word for "Bastard." How inventive.
ILLYBRIUS
You're
more mine than you realise. From the moment I was born, four months and one day
after you were, you have been mine.
BRITNEY
NEVER!
ILLYBRIUS:
You were mine when we learned to walk and
talk, mine when we used to play pranks on the neighbourhood kids— well, I did,
and you scolded me— mine when we stole cakes and made our own potions together.
MAHEONE
Illyria-briucce... I...
ILLYBRIUS
Mine
when you started your biology and I my weaponry. Mine when we used to duel
together.
BRITNEY:
NO!
STOP IT! NO! QUIT IT!
ILLYBRIUS
I knew you were mine when you let me win the
first time. I'd always known it since then.
MAHEONE
Illyria-briucce... I... yours... always...
ILLYBRIUS
You are
mine, Maheone. You always have been, and you always will be. Even when you
wouldn't talk to me.
BRITNEY:
NO! HE IS MINE! I WON'T LET YOU COME BETWEEN
US!
ILLYBRIUS
Even
when you made me cry! You have always been mine, and I will always love you.
MAHEONE
Illyria-briucce...
don't cry for me...
ILLYBRIUS
When
you raped me.... You confirmed it even more.
EVRYN:
Fuck
the what?
ILLYBRIUS:
Shhh,
shh, I know, I know it's painful to remember. I love you.
EVRYN
Glug.
BRITNEY:
STOP IT!
ILLYBRIUS
I did
cry for you. I made a beautiful halberd from my tears.
EVRYN:
Tears
of blood. Because fuck you, Science!
MAHEONE
Illyria-briucce... I... never wanted to hurt
you.... Ever.... Please...
BRITNEY:
NO!
[LIGHTS
ON]
[AKUMA
enters, stage left, part of her hair on fire]
AKUMA
It's my halberd now... you gave it... to
me... to stay safe...
EVRYN
Did you know that your hair's on fire?
AKUMA:
WHAT? Put it out! Put it out!
EVRYN
activates sprinkler system.
AKUMA:
YOU ASSHOLE! I'M ALL WET!
EVRYN
I hope that's not your way of asking me to
help you with that, too. I'm just
Commentary.
[LIGHTS
OUT and the following is heard.]
EVRYN
OH NO!
DREPANON
HOW DO
YOU THINK I FEEL?
EVRYN
NO-ONE
CARES!
SIGYN
*I*
care!
DREPANON
... I
was good with no-one caring.
ILLYBRIUS
I know. I know, Maheone, you never wanted to
hurt me. It's alright. I've forgiven you a thousand times over.
BRITNEY:
YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM! THEY ARE MY SOULS FOR THE
KEEPER!
ILLYBRIUS
Maheone,
my sweet. My sweet, foolish prettyboy.
BRITNEY:
STOP IT! I REFUSE TO DIE DOWN AGAIN! I WILL
WIN THIS TIME!
ILLYBRIUS
You're
so dear to me. You'll never know. I could tell you a thousand times and it
would go right through that thick, beautiful head of yours.
WT
Illybrius
thumbs Britney's cockhead for emphasis and drives deep into him.
BRITNEY
I WILL NOT GIVE IN A SECOND TIME! NOT WHEN I'M
SO CLOSE!
ILLYBRIUS
The
second duel we had.... You knew better than to let me win. You won. You're so
strong. You're the one who taught me how to wrestle. You always acted so
annoyed when I groped you... but I know you enjoyed it.
BRITNEY
You
know what?
ILLYBRIUS
Just
like you enjoy this.
WT
Illybrius
rubs Britney's prostate with his cockhead, stroking Britney's cockhead and
balls.
ILLYBRIUS
You
feel so amazing, my prettyboy.... Sexy little fool.
WT
Illybrius
holds Maheone close and purrs.
BRITNEY
You
can't fool me. Your time is almost up. Then who will stop me?
ILLYBRIUS
Shhh,
shhh...
WT
Illybrius
tastes Britney's succulent, savoury blood once more.
ILLYBRIUS
Mmmmmmmmmmmm...
BRITNEY:
STOP
THAT!
ILLYBRIUS
Ohhhhhhhhhhh,
you're so sweet.
WT
Illybrius
drinks more blood.
BRITNEY
Your
time is up, Falcon.
ILLYBRIUS
Even if my time is running out, I can still
take your blood. You're delicious. Clocks be damned, I've lost myself in you.
Oh, Maheone, my luscious sweetmeat, every inch is like a new sensation. You're
so sweet, always sweet.
[LIGHTS
ON]
MAHEONE
Ash, birch, beech and yew
Love me tender and I will stay true
Illyria-briucce, we love you.
EVRYN
Roses are red
Violets are blue
That poem sucks
And so do you.
MAHEONE
Blame the vapid twit who wrote my lines.
I'm completely out of character in this show!
ILLYBRIUS
Maheone... I love you.
EVRYN
takes a shot.
ILLYBRIUS
Akuma, I love you as well.
EVRYN
takes a shot.
AKUMA
I'll protect him for you.... He's yours
first...
ILLYBRIUS
*purrs* Maheone, I have something to
confess. That night I gave you that homemade gravy, it was homemade, but it was
my essence.
BRITNEY
She goes with me to Hell, then.
[exit
BRITNEY and AKUMA]
ILLYBRIUS
You are a part of me. Never forget.
Douvennoir, Prettyboy. I love you.
EVRYN
takes a shot.
ILLYBRIUS
Evil or not, I love you.
EVRYN
takes a shot.
EVRYN
Are you aware that he's not there anymore?
ILLYBRIUS
...Tell that to the idiot who wrote my
lines.
EVRYN
But, you wrote all your own lines.
ILLYBRIUS
...Damn it.
EVRYN
And what did he mean by "She goes to
Hell with me"?
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