Thursday, November 20, 2008

Ad-jata-ted | November 20, 2008 at 10:30 p.m.

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Ad-jata-ted

 

November 20, 2008 (2014) | 10:30 PM

 

DROSSEL

Hi.

 

SIGYN

Hey.

 

DROSSEL

I'm so "ad-jata-ted" with humanity.

 

EVRYN

What's an "ad-jata-ted"?

 

DROSSEL

Particularly my blood relatives.

 

SIGYN

Humans suck.

 

EVRYN

And what exactly are you, a wood nymph?

 

SIGYN

Don't insult me! *I* am a sea nymph.

 

DROSSEL

Saying the mass on Conny's brain is enough to leave her. Humans do suck.

 

EVRYN

And what are you?

 

CIN

Pretty sure he's human.

 

DROSSEL

It pisses me off. Then saying I'm an asshole for telling them I'm sorry for asking for help.

 

EVRYN

Well, you are an asshole. A passive-aggressive asshole, at that.

 

DROSSEL

And by the way, we found out Conny is expecting.

 

SIGYN

I know.

 

DROSSEL

Oh, well, I don't "rem-ber" telling you she was pregnant. But they said July 28th.

 

SIGYN

You did. And so did she.

 

DROSSEL

I forgot. Sorry, my head's so gone lately. Just wish people understood what's going on.

 

EVRYN

Oh, we understand better than you think.

 

SIGYN

I understand. I've gone through more and I have a lot to deal with, myself. I just prefer to keep most of it to myself.

 

DROSSEL

Well, I tried that and it failed.

 

EVRYN

Because you didn't REALLY try.

 

DROSSEL

Just wish someone would help me, but that's not working.

 

EVRYN

You know, I hear an HONEST day's work goes a long way.

 

SIGYN

No-one's helping me either. Not with what I really need. I've got to do it on my own. That's life.

 

DROSSEL

Well, I got a big chunk.

 

EVRYN

And wherever she is, Akuma has it worse. Don't you watch the show?

 

SIGYN

So do I. So do most of my friends.

 

DROSSEL

I need 5 grand. Mean a lot more would fully cover. 5 might put me in the ghetto.

 

SIGYN

Well, I'm gonna go take a bath.

 

/exit SIGYN

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