TITLE
Kibby
Trophies Trophily
Friday,
November 14, 2008 at 7:02 p.m.
SETTING:
Akuma's room
KIBBY
Master bunny. Want talk to pack mate.
USAGI
Unavailable.
KIBBY
No you want to talk to me pack mate.
USAGI
OK.
KIBBY
Kuma. You want Kuma.
EVRYN
No-one wants Kuma.
TOKIOMI
What are you talking about? She's my
favourite character!
USAGI
Yes.
KIBBY
I get demon for you to make words.
USAGI
smiles.
I am about to eat dinner.
KIBBY
You eat meat-meat
USAGI
No. I eat plants.
KIBBY
Nuk. Meat-meat good.
USAGI
Meat makes me ill.
KIBBY
Need sweet sticks make better.
MARIE,
eyes glowing
Okay, there are now sugar straws at the
snack table.
THRENODY
Yay! I love you!
USAGI
I like plants better.
KIBBY
Sweet stick green-green.
THRENODY
Wow, he's even dumber than Trophy. That's
an accomplishment!
TROPHY
Threnny mean-mean.
EVRYN
Try feeding her snack sticks.
USAGI
Okay.
EPIPHANY
[I'm just
shocked that a Corri character doesn't prefer the purple ones.]
EVRYN
Why would a Corri character prefer the
purple ones? I mean, it's a lovely colour, but I'm not seeing the connection
EPIPHANY
[Colour
over the G]
[enter
ORION]
KIBBY
Demon here.
USAGI
Okay.
ORION
Rabbit.
USAGI
Yes.
ORION
Akuma is with me and Kibby.
EVRYN
"Kibby and me."
THRENODY
Poor Akuma.
EVRYN
Wow. The Corris actually got someone to
pity Akuma for realsies.
ORION
She's safe.
USAGI
That's good. Illybrius closed off his bond
with her?
ORION
Yeah. But her energy has changed so it
might be accidental.
USAGI
Okay.
ORION
And there is also the other problem.
USAGI
Which is?
ORION
She has something in her that's dark and
she been blinded.
USAGI
Is that why she's not talking to Corri or
anyone?
ORION
Don't know. She's only talking to Kibby.
USAGI
Oh okay.
ORION
Sorry I don't speak growls.
USAGI
Thanks for the info.
ORION
Yeah. I… She's waiting on Illybrius and as
soon as she talks to him I'm leaving.
USAGI
Good luck with that. He's having a midlife
crisis.
ORION
I know. All the better for me not to be
here so I don't fuck things up again.
TOD
Please stop that. This is supposed to be
escapism for me.
USAGI
Who are you?
ORION
You fucked me and forgot me that quick?
USAGI
You didn't exactly introduce yourself. All
Kibby said was "demon here."
EVRYN
Okay, but do your eyes work?
AZAZEL
When I use my vampire eyes, I can see the
demon!
EVRYN
Except Usagi isn't a vampire.
AZAZEL
That's his problem.
ORION
How many Pyric demons do you know
Bunny-Love?
USAGI
He didn't say what KIND of demon, jeez.
ORION
Fine then, how many demons have you fucked
then?
USAGI
Well, Illybrius is half-demon.
ORION
Only half he doesn't count.
[enter
GANY]
USAGI
And I suspect Gany is too.
GANY
Maybe but you don't sleep with me.
ORION
And Gany is?
GANY
Me.
ORION
Look I'm hungry and I'm tired. I would
rather not play games unless they are in my bed.
EVRYN
Oh, you don't want to play games? Really?
You'd like a straight answer, would you? How does that feel?
USAGI
The annoying girl and I are working on
getting Illybrius to start giving a damn again. We've got him to a halfway
point, so he could probably talk to you but might not be safe to let him talk
to Akuma.
ORION
And why not?
USAGI
Cuz he's an insensitive prick who'd
probably drive her to do something dumb.
ORION
I doubt anything he could say would hurt
her.
USAGI
I wouldn't bet money on it.
ORION
I would. She's changed.
USAGI
So I gather.
ORION
She's down at the beach now at the graves.
USAGI
And you didn't exactly fuck things up, that
was Drake's fault he got upset.
ORION
I know that but what I did afterwards
doesn't make things better.
USAGI
What, leaving?
ORION
I was dealing with the aftereffect of the
spell. But the time I realized what Drake did you guys were gone.
USAGI
Yeah, cuz we can only be here till 10:30
and you or he fucked off. It was 10:25 so he figured you wouldn't be back.
ORION
I came back. But by that time… Fuck. I
can't do this. I'm getting my orb and going home.
TOD
Please stop that. This is supposed to be my
escapism.
USAGI
No you're not. You wanna talk to him?
ORION
There is nothing to be said.
USAGI
Oreo, damn you, he's getting better by the
hour.
ORION
Good for you. I'll be gone in the next.
USAGI
Do you still care for him?
ORION
Yes but you were right Rabbit. You proved
yourself right. Be happy okay?
[enter
ILLYBRIUS]
ILLYBRIUS
Get that damn thing off my head, Usagi!
Oh. Hi.
ORION
Hi.
ILLYBRIUS
He didn't say it was you.
ORION
I know.
ILLYBRIUS
You're nice. I like you.
ORION
I'm happy to know.
ILLYBRIUS
I thought you hated me after what Drake
said.
ORION
I wasn't even in the room. I began to bleed
heavily and ran to the bathroom.
SERLEINA
Don't you just hate it when that happens?
STRAWBERRY
That's way too much information, Onion.
ILLYBRIUSs
He said… he made it look like I didn't care
about anyone but me.
ORION
He was upset about his sister and took it
out on you. He was looking to hurt you and he did.
ILLYBRIUS
I was crying. My heart ruptured. Maheone…
he was… he healed me. He told me it was the two of us against the universe and
I thought what the hell, what's the harm in going back if nobody wants me.
ORION
I see.
ILLYBRIUS
I didn't think anyone did. I'm sick of
proving people wrong, so what was the harm in proving them right? Only, I do
care about you.
ORION
I know you do but this… just prove Usagi
was right.
EVRYN
Well, like he said, what's the harm in
proving people right?
ILLYBRIUS
About what?
ORION
That one day I would break your heart.
TOD
Then perhaps you might consider doing
whatever it takes to fix it.
ILLYBRIUS
It wasn't you. It was a whole mess of
things. I thought nobody wanted me here. All the rest got resolved.
ORION
I was so angry when I found out what he did
that I… flew into a rage and beat and raped him and then locked him in the
dungeon.
NATHANIEL
Well. That's a reaction.
EVRYN
Yeah, we call it the Corri Solution for a
reason.
ORION
I betrayed you by taking up with another
and for that there is no forgiveness.
TOD
Perhaps you might let Illybrius be the
judge of that.
ILLYBRIUS
He deserved it, though.
NATHANIEL
Well. That's a judgment.
ILLYBRIUS
Look, you didn't betray me. I get hurt and
upset when you want to feed from someone else, but that's just… I mean, I want
to know how I can satisfy you.
ORION
I went and got my Oni orb this morning.
ILLYBRIUS
Usagi told me.
ORION
It will make it so I don't need to feed
every two days and bump it to five again.
ILLYBRIUS
I wish I knew how much. Quantity wise, hwo
to feed you.
ORION
Two to three feedings during one sitting
every two days. After I put my orb back it will only be two feedings every five
days.
ILLYBRIUS
I need only know. I'd like to know all I
can about how to be with you.
ORION
Like I said once she quits moping out there
and brings it back it won't be a problem.
ILLYBRIUS
I really do love you.
EVRYN
takes a shot.
ORION
And I you.
ILLYBRIUS
I don't know what happened last night. I
was much more emotional than usual, and so was my counterpart, as you saw.
ORION
Yes I did.
ILLYBRIUS
I've been playing with my blood, trying to
figure out what to make it. I made a halberd and a grail wit the last few
times.
ORION
Twin swords.
*beat*
Sorry.
LLYBRIUS
I have a lot of swords. Halberd was unique.
ORION
I meant for… nevermind. Yes Kibby I know.
ILLYBRIUS
For Miss Akuma?
ORION
She's… outside.
ILLYBRIUS
The swords, I mean.
ORION
Yes. And could you make them with… a pitch
noise when they are struck?
EVRYN
You mean, audible sharpness?
ILLYBRIUS
I can manipulate size, shape, volume,
durability, and texture. I might be able to do that but I'm not certain.
ORION
Then… Could you make them like a fork? You
know how they ring? Two swords. Four blades. Hang on. I think I can get a
picture.
(Note:
He did send a link to a picture, but the link is broken.)
ILLYBRIUS
I understand, and I can do it instantly if
you like.
ORION
One hilt in black and one in white.
ILLYBRIUS
Invulnerable?
EVRYN
That's a stupid question. "Hello,
wife, would you like a sword that risks breakage or one that won't break?
ORION
Yes. She has the tendency to break weapons.
ILLYBRIUS
Should the blade be a particular length?
ORION
Katana. It's what she's best with.
ILLYBRIUS
Anything else?
ORION
No. Not that I can think of.
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