Friday, November 14, 2008

Ep 118.2 - Kibby Trophies Trophily

 TITLE

Kibby Trophies Trophily

 

Friday, November 14, 2008 at 7:02 p.m.

 

SETTING: Akuma's room

 

KIBBY

Master bunny. Want talk to pack mate.

 

USAGI

Unavailable.

 

KIBBY

No you want to talk to me pack mate.

 

USAGI

OK.

 

KIBBY

Kuma. You want Kuma.

 

EVRYN

No-one wants Kuma.

 

TOKIOMI

What are you talking about? She's my favourite character!

 

USAGI

Yes.

 

KIBBY

I get demon for you to make words.

 

USAGI smiles.

I am about to eat dinner.

 

KIBBY

You eat meat-meat

 

USAGI

No. I eat plants.

 

KIBBY

Nuk. Meat-meat good.

 

USAGI

Meat makes me ill.

 

KIBBY

Need sweet sticks make better.

 

MARIE, eyes glowing

Okay, there are now sugar straws at the snack table.

 

THRENODY

Yay! I love you!

 

USAGI

I like plants better.

 

KIBBY

Sweet stick green-green.

 

THRENODY

Wow, he's even dumber than Trophy. That's an accomplishment!

 

TROPHY

Threnny mean-mean.

 

EVRYN

Try feeding her snack sticks.

 

USAGI

Okay.

 

EPIPHANY

[I'm just shocked that a Corri character doesn't prefer the purple ones.]

 

EVRYN

Why would a Corri character prefer the purple ones? I mean, it's a lovely colour, but I'm not seeing the connection

 

EPIPHANY

[Colour over the G]

 

[enter ORION]

 

KIBBY

Demon here.

 

USAGI

Okay.

 

ORION

Rabbit.

 

USAGI

Yes.

 

ORION

Akuma is with me and Kibby.

 

EVRYN

"Kibby and me."

 

THRENODY

Poor Akuma.

 

EVRYN

Wow. The Corris actually got someone to pity Akuma for realsies.

 

ORION

She's safe.

 

USAGI

That's good. Illybrius closed off his bond with her?

 

ORION

Yeah. But her energy has changed so it might be accidental.

 

USAGI

Okay.

 

ORION

And there is also the other problem.

 

USAGI

Which is?

 

ORION

She has something in her that's dark and she been blinded.

 

USAGI

Is that why she's not talking to Corri or anyone?

 

ORION

Don't know. She's only talking to Kibby.

 

USAGI

Oh okay.

 

ORION

Sorry I don't speak growls.

 

USAGI

Thanks for the info.

 

ORION

Yeah. I… She's waiting on Illybrius and as soon as she talks to him I'm leaving.

 

USAGI

Good luck with that. He's having a midlife crisis.

 

ORION

I know. All the better for me not to be here so I don't fuck things up again.

 

TOD

Please stop that. This is supposed to be escapism for me.

 

USAGI

Who are you?

 

ORION

You fucked me and forgot me that quick?

 

USAGI

You didn't exactly introduce yourself. All Kibby said was "demon here."

 

EVRYN

Okay, but do your eyes work?

 

AZAZEL

When I use my vampire eyes, I can see the demon!

 

EVRYN

Except Usagi isn't a vampire.

 

AZAZEL

That's his problem.

 

ORION

How many Pyric demons do you know Bunny-Love?

 

USAGI

He didn't say what KIND of demon, jeez.

 

ORION

Fine then, how many demons have you fucked then?

 

USAGI

Well, Illybrius is half-demon.

 

ORION

Only half he doesn't count.

 

[enter GANY]

 

USAGI

And I suspect Gany is too.

 

GANY

Maybe but you don't sleep with me.

 

ORION

And Gany is?

 

GANY

Me.

 

ORION

Look I'm hungry and I'm tired. I would rather not play games unless they are in my bed.

 

EVRYN

Oh, you don't want to play games? Really? You'd like a straight answer, would you? How does that feel?

 

USAGI

The annoying girl and I are working on getting Illybrius to start giving a damn again. We've got him to a halfway point, so he could probably talk to you but might not be safe to let him talk to Akuma.

 

ORION

And why not?

 

USAGI

Cuz he's an insensitive prick who'd probably drive her to do something dumb.

 

ORION

I doubt anything he could say would hurt her.

 

USAGI

I wouldn't bet money on it.

 

ORION

I would. She's changed.

 

USAGI

So I gather.

 

ORION

She's down at the beach now at the graves.

 

USAGI

And you didn't exactly fuck things up, that was Drake's fault he got upset.

 

ORION

I know that but what I did afterwards doesn't make things better.

 

USAGI

What, leaving?

 

ORION

I was dealing with the aftereffect of the spell. But the time I realized what Drake did you guys were gone.

 

USAGI

Yeah, cuz we can only be here till 10:30 and you or he fucked off. It was 10:25 so he figured you wouldn't be back.

 

ORION

I came back. But by that time… Fuck. I can't do this. I'm getting my orb and going home.

 

TOD

Please stop that. This is supposed to be my escapism.

 

USAGI

No you're not. You wanna talk to him?

 

ORION

There is nothing to be said.

 

USAGI

Oreo, damn you, he's getting better by the hour.

 

ORION

Good for you. I'll be gone in the next.

 

USAGI

Do you still care for him?

 

ORION

Yes but you were right Rabbit. You proved yourself right. Be happy okay?

 

[enter ILLYBRIUS]

 

ILLYBRIUS

Get that damn thing off my head, Usagi!

Oh. Hi.

 

ORION

Hi.

 

ILLYBRIUS

He didn't say it was you.

 

ORION

I know.

 

ILLYBRIUS

You're nice. I like you.

 

ORION

I'm happy to know.

 

ILLYBRIUS

I thought you hated me after what Drake said.

 

ORION

I wasn't even in the room. I began to bleed heavily and ran to the bathroom.

 

SERLEINA

Don't you just hate it when that happens?

 

STRAWBERRY

That's way too much information, Onion.

 

ILLYBRIUSs

He said… he made it look like I didn't care about anyone but me.

 

ORION

He was upset about his sister and took it out on you. He was looking to hurt you and he did.

 

ILLYBRIUS

I was crying. My heart ruptured. Maheone… he was… he healed me. He told me it was the two of us against the universe and I thought what the hell, what's the harm in going back if nobody wants me.

 

ORION

I see.

 

ILLYBRIUS

I didn't think anyone did. I'm sick of proving people wrong, so what was the harm in proving them right? Only, I do care about you.

 

ORION

I know you do but this… just prove Usagi was right.

 

EVRYN

Well, like he said, what's the harm in proving people right?

 

ILLYBRIUS

About what?

 

ORION

That one day I would break your heart.

 

TOD

Then perhaps you might consider doing whatever it takes to fix it.

 

ILLYBRIUS

It wasn't you. It was a whole mess of things. I thought nobody wanted me here. All the rest got resolved.

 

ORION

I was so angry when I found out what he did that I… flew into a rage and beat and raped him and then locked him in the dungeon.

 

NATHANIEL

Well. That's a reaction.

 

EVRYN

Yeah, we call it the Corri Solution for a reason.

 

ORION

I betrayed you by taking up with another and for that there is no forgiveness.

 

TOD

Perhaps you might let Illybrius be the judge of that.

 

ILLYBRIUS

He deserved it, though.

 

NATHANIEL

Well. That's a judgment.

 

ILLYBRIUS

Look, you didn't betray me. I get hurt and upset when you want to feed from someone else, but that's just… I mean, I want to know how I can satisfy you.

 

ORION

I went and got my Oni orb this morning.

 

ILLYBRIUS

Usagi told me.

 

ORION

It will make it so I don't need to feed every two days and bump it to five again.

 

ILLYBRIUS

I wish I knew how much. Quantity wise, hwo to feed you.

 

ORION

Two to three feedings during one sitting every two days. After I put my orb back it will only be two feedings every five days.

 

ILLYBRIUS

I need only know. I'd like to know all I can about how to be with you.

 

ORION

Like I said once she quits moping out there and brings it back it won't be a problem.

 

ILLYBRIUS

I really do love you.

 

EVRYN takes a shot.

 

ORION

And I you.

 

ILLYBRIUS

I don't know what happened last night. I was much more emotional than usual, and so was my counterpart, as you saw.

 

ORION

Yes I did.

 

ILLYBRIUS

I've been playing with my blood, trying to figure out what to make it. I made a halberd and a grail wit the last few times.

 

ORION

Twin swords.

*beat*

Sorry.

 

LLYBRIUS

I have a lot of swords. Halberd was unique.

 

ORION

I meant for… nevermind. Yes Kibby I know.

 

ILLYBRIUS

For Miss Akuma?

 

ORION

She's… outside.

 

ILLYBRIUS

The swords, I mean.

 

ORION

Yes. And could you make them with… a pitch noise when they are struck?

 

EVRYN

You mean, audible sharpness?

 

ILLYBRIUS

I can manipulate size, shape, volume, durability, and texture. I might be able to do that but I'm not certain.

 

ORION

Then… Could you make them like a fork? You know how they ring? Two swords. Four blades. Hang on. I think I can get a picture.

 

(Note: He did send a link to a picture, but the link is broken.)

 

ILLYBRIUS

I understand, and I can do it instantly if you like.

 

ORION

One hilt in black and one in white.

 

ILLYBRIUS

Invulnerable?

 

EVRYN

That's a stupid question. "Hello, wife, would you like a sword that risks breakage or one that won't break?

 

ORION

Yes. She has the tendency to break weapons.

 

ILLYBRIUS

Should the blade be a particular length?

 

ORION

Katana. It's what she's best with.

 

ILLYBRIUS

Anything else?

 

ORION

No. Not that I can think of.

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