TITLE
I'm Sorry
Maheone's Such a Disappointment
November
16, 2008, 9:00 p.m.
MAHEONE
pouts
MAHEONE
I was reaching for something.
ILLYBRIUS
kisses Maheone's lips
ILLYBRIUS
You are unbearably sweet when you pout.
MAHEONE
smiles
Only for you.
[LIGHTS
OUT and the following is heard]
WT
Maheone
moves his hand down again
Illybrius
lets go of Maheone's hands and undoes his own pants.
Maheone
pouts again
MAHEONE
You're
taking my fun away, Illyria-briucce.
WT
Illybrius
grins
ILLYBRIUS
Just
getting back at you for killing my joy with your moral value cra— uh, stuff,
when we were kids.
MAHEONE
I guess
that's fair, then.
WT
Maheone
pulls Illybrius close to kiss him
Illybrius
kisses back vigorously.
Maheone
runs his hand down Illybrius's back to grab his cute butt.
MAHEONE
This
for me?
FAUSTUS
It
should be for the real Maheone, but who am I to split hairs?
WT
Illybrius
blushes.
Maheone
kisses the tip of Illybrius's nose
MAHEONE
I guess
that means yes.
ILLYBRIUS
I
have... something else for-for you...
WT
Illybrius
blushes redder and pulls pants down.
Maheone
grins.
MAHEONE
Oh
really? Can I have it now or do I have to wait?
WT
Illybrius
kicks pants away, blushing even redder.
ILLYBRIUS
N-now…
now is good.
…
Maheone?
MAHEONE
One
moment.
ILLYBRIUS
See?
Killjoy.
MAHEONE
That
was not good. Sorry about that my Illyria-briucce. Your friend needed a hand.
Now where were we?
TOD
What
happened to "Just us"?
ILLYBRIUS
Suddenly
I— *sighs*
WT
Illybrius
holds Maheone close.
MAHEONE
Illyria-briucce?
WT
Illybrius
pulls away.
[LIGHTS ON]
ILLYBRIUS
Don't you have something else to be doing?
MAHEONE
You would rather I go, then?
TOD
That is demonstrably not what he said.
ILLYBRIUS
However, you're so different. I know that I
am too. It's as though… I understand that we cannot ever go completely back to
how things were when we were younger, but when you healed me the other night
and said it was us two against the universe, it was as though you were back to
your old self. Now you're different again. It's almost as though you're
preoccupied.
TOD
Indeed. "Almost as though."
MAHEONE
I am sorry I disappoint you so.
FREDDIE
I'm also sorry you're such a
disappointment. Mostly I'm sorry that you didn't do an iota of research before
trying to impersonate someone's best friend.
ILLYBRIUS
No—no, you don't. But Maheone, what has
happened? You sound like Akuma.
EVRYN
HA! HE SAID IT!
MAHEONE
She is… It's part of her soul binding to
mine to keep myself alive. I… If I had completed her as intended, this wouldn't
be a problem.
NATHANIEL
No, if your admin could write in voices
other than her own, this wouldn't be a problem.
ILLYBRIUS
hugs Maheone again.
MAHEONE
returns the hug sadly.
ILLYBRIUS
I just miss you so much. I miss the way
things used to be. Oh Maheone, I didn't mean to sadden you. I'm sorry. My counterpart
affects me too.
MAHEONE
This was a bad idea.
FREDDIE
Yes, I agree that poorly impersonating
Maheone was a bad idea.
ILLYBRIUS
Please don't go.
MAHONE
Illyria-briucce…
ILLYBRIUS
If you do—I will regress, deliberately,
permanently. I don't want to put everyone through that, but it's so much
easier. It's so much easier than sitting here waiting for you and wondering if
you're going to talk to me or… and how you're going to be. I want you.
MAHEONE
Illyria-briucce… I want to be with you as
well. Akuma set things up at a price to allow me to come here to be with you to
make you happy.
TOD
Am I equally annoying when I give my
friend credit for his sacrifices to help me keep my boyfriend happy?
ILLYBRIUS
I can't answer that because I'm biased.
NATHANIEL
I'm also biased, but I'm going to say,
"You're marginally less annoying about it."
MAHEONE
To give you what I should have been giving
you all along. My love.
ILLYBRIUS
I want you to be happy as well, Maheone.
Please never forget that.
MAHEONE
I can never forget that. I just want to be
with you if you will let me. I may not be able to undo what I did but aleast let
me make it up to you now with my love.
LIGHTS
OUT and the following is heard.
WT
Illybrius
grins wickedly.
ILLYBRIUS
No
fair. I'm naked and you're not. What's wrong with this picture?
MAHEONE
Then by
all means my Illyria-briucce please… Even the odds.
WT
Illybrius
purrs hungrily while stripping Maheone.
ILLYBRIUS
Mmm…
dejaliri. Just as lovely as last time.
WT
Maheone
grins.
MAHEONE
At
least it's not white this time.
ILLYBRIUS
*laughs*
You sexy beast, you shouldn't wear white at all. Mmm…
MAHEONE
Please
by al means… Don't let me stop you. You can have me tonight.
WT
Illybrius
holds Maheone close.
ILLYBRIUS
I…
mmmmm
MAHEONE
Illyriu-briucce
do you not want to have me?
ILLYBRIUS
I adore
you, Maheone. It's something so precious to me, and I want to savour it.
MAHEONE
I love
you my Illyria-briucce.
ILLYBRIUS
I love
you.
EVRYN
Glug,
glug
ILLYBRIUS
I was
considering perhaps giving you a full-body massage first?
MAHEONE
Sounds
wonderful.
WT
Illybrius
presses Maheone down to the bed, rolls him over, and starts at his neck.
ILLYBRIUS
Mmm.
Your skin's still so beautifully golden-peach coloured.
MAHEONE
That
feels so wonderful.
WT
Illyrius
purrs in agreement, then works his way to Maheone's shoulderes.
ILLYBRIUS
Mmm,
oh, your scent, it's almost as intoxicating as tulation leaves.
WT
Maheone
grins.
MAHEONE
And
tastes better?
ILLYBRIUS
*laughs*
Gives a better memory, anyway. I never did tell you how my sister—but that's
for another time, I suppose.
ALLYA
Why
would it be for another time?
WT
Illybrius
runs his tongue from just above Maheone's crack to his hairline.
Maheone
shivers at the feel.
MAHEONE
Yes.
Another time.
ILLYBRIUS
Mmm, I
would definitely say you taste better than tulation.
WT
Maheone
grins
MAHEONE
Only
for you my Illyria-briucce.
ILLYBRIUS
Oh, I
highly doubt that.
MAHEONE
Sorry.
I only let one person in my bed at this time. You.
ILLYBRIUS
I
wasn't going to invite her, but it's obvious that she'd think as much of your
taste as I.
MAHEONE
No.
Just us Illyria-briucce.
TOD
Ah, that's
how that conversation ought to go!
NATHANIEL
With
the way he was shilling Akuma earlier, you can't blame Illybrius if he got a
little confused.
ILLYBRIUS
I just
said that I wasn't planning to let her in. It's taking quite an effort to keep
her out, though.
TRENT
I think
he's talking about Cin, not Akuma.
HELENA
But
Akuma's his wife.
FAUSTUS
Exactly.
WT
Illybrius
works his way down Maheone's back, then takes his left hand and massages it,
working back up to his shoulder. Maheone groans.
MAHEONE
That
feels wonderful.
ILLYBRIUS
Your
skin's so soft.
PALL
I want
to wear it like a dress.
MAHEONE
Yours
is sweet, so we're even.
PALL
I want
to bake it into a pie.
TOKEN
Yo,
what the fuck? I think I liked it better when you didn't talk.
ILLYBRIUS
Mmm,
wasn't aware we were in competition.
WT
Illybrius
runs his hands along Maheone's arms and back, then massages the other arm.
Maheone moans.
MAHEONE
You are
wonderful at teasing.
ILLYBRIUS
I've
had years to perfect my skills.
WT
Illybrius
kisses down Maheone's back and rises back up, kneeling round him, massages his
ass. He is in heaven. Maheone moans.
MAHEONE
I won't
complain.
NATHANIEL
Bro,
why would you?
WT
Illybrius
kisses and nibbles gently.
Maheone
leans into Illybrius.
[enter
CIN] (unsound: COCK BLOCK!)
CIN
Feels
like I just woke up. Why do I have "and the raindrops" refrain from
that Radiohead song in my head? And why am I thinking about him again?
ILLYBRIUS
Go back
to sleep or I'll tranq you.
MAHEONE
*chuckles*
ILLYBRIUS
I'm
sorry, Maheone. She's been thinking about your Incarnate rather randomly for
the past few days.
MAHEONE
I
wonder why?
ILLYBRIUS
I don't
know.
WT
Illybrius
kisses Maheone's other cheek.
ILLYBRIUS
Her
crush, which faded earlier this year, seems to have come back. She even thought
about him during economics homework.
MAHEONE
Poor
thing. I love you.
EVRYN
Glug.
ILLYBRIUS
I adore
you.
MAHEONE
I
missed you so much.
ILLYBRIUS
I
missed you. I might have died if I'd not felt we'd meet again.
TOD
I'm in
this fic and I don't like it.
MAHEONE
I'm
very lucky to have someone like you my Illyria-briucce.
ILLYBRIUS
And I
you. I will never forget that.
WT
Illybrius
nips Maheone's hip.
MAHEONE
*moan*
I will not forget either.
WT
Illybrius
massages both Maheone's cheeks and dips a finger in him.
Maheone
moans and clenches then relaxes.
Illybrius
works a finger around in a circle, then strokes Maheone's prostate.
Maheone
moans and raises his hips to meet Illybrius's finger.
MAHEONE
Feels
nice.
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