I Miss You | November 21, 2008 at 8:48 p.m.

 TITLE

I miss you

 

Fri, Nov 21, 2008 at 9:48 PM

 

ILLYBRIUS

I hope you're well.

 

ORION

I am fine and your wife is a stingy bitch because she wouldn't let me eat her candy.

 

EPIPHANY

   [You're a childish asshole.]

 

*BRING, BRING!*

 

SERLEINA

Not this shit again.

 

*BRING, BRING!*

*BRING, BRING!*

 

SERLEINA

TEXT MESSAGE! It's the Kettle.

 

EPIPHANY, e_e

[Of course it is.]

 

ORION

But it's fine now and I have my own once more.

 

ROSEMARY

I'm sorry captain but I have no idea what you are talking about.

 

EVRYN

I was going to say the same thing, except he's not cool enough to be a captain and I was going to ask what he's WHINING about.

 

ORION

I should be able to be here tonight my Pet.

 

EPIPHANY zaps Orion

 

ROSEMARY

Thank you, that is very nice.

 

EVRYN

I know, right? I love watching Onionface get zapped.

 

ORION kisses Illybrius

 

EPIPHANY points the Zap Gun at Orion and zaps Orion.

 

ORION

Ow! What was that for?

 

EPIPHANY

[Kissing is gross.]

 

ORION

We've kissed before!

 

EPIPHANY

[ Is that a request for me to make up for lost zaps?]

 

ORION

... I don't know how to respond to that.

 

LENA

Do we need to have the talk about what means "no" and what means "yes" again?

 

ORION

By Corri fiat, it really doesn't do any good. But Lee, I hope to see you soon.

 

ILLYBRIUS

I heard that Corri and Akuma had a bit of an argument last night.  I hope it wasn't over the latter's, ah, stinginess, as you put it.

 

ILLYBRIUS kisses Orion

 

EPIPHANY

[... I'm not going to zap you guys every time. It isn't worth the shoulder pain.]

 

ORION

As far as I know love it wasn't.

Akuma has been down to the beach training and blowing random shit up with her fire and magic and cleaving things in two with the weapons you made.

 

EVRYN

And the other people at the beach HADN'T NOTICED THIS?

 

   EPIPHANY

   [Presumably she killed everyone there first.]

 

SIGYN

Actually, it's a lot more plausible that she just flopped down and made amplified Akuma noises until everyone just got up and left.

 

ORION

I must be frank that I am a bit concerned about her but I refuse to get in her way lest I become her training partner.

 

SIGYN

Question. Is "training" code for--

 

TOKIOMI

OH MY *GOD*, HE'S HER BROTHER-COUSIN!

 

SIGYN

... Yeah, the use of the term "brother-cousin" does the opposite of invalidate my question.

 

TOD

Brousin.

 

ORION

And yes. I don't like it when she actually wants—

 

OVD

ROLL CREDITS!

 

DREPANON

I hear you, Orion.

 

OVD

I SAID—

 

credits roll