TITLE
Oh Crap, Onion’s
Back! Part 2
November 14,
2008 | 10:00 PM | Lights out
WT
Orion
reaches down to stroke Illybrius's hair
ORION
I love you
so much.
EVRYN
Glug.
REIYA
Lies and
bullshit!
ILLYBRIUS
I love you
too!
EVRYN
Glug.
ORION
I... will
never leave your side. I promise.
ILLYBRIUS
Nor I yours.
WT
Orion
whimpers in pleasure.
EVRYN
Again?
ORION
Illybrius...
WT
Illybrius
pulls back.
ILLYBRIUS
Can I be on
the bottom now?
SIGYN
I don't
know, caaaaaaan you?
ORION
Yes. All
fours, please.
WT
Illybrius assumes
position.
ORION
Lube my Pet?
REIYA
No thank
you!
REIYA zaps
Orion.
ILLYBRIUS
No thank
you, Master Ori.
REIYA
Well excuse
the fuck out of me. Wait... Don't do that.
ORION
You sure?
REIYA
YES!
ILLYBRIUS
Just take
me.
EVRYN
If these
were real men and they were really having sex, they would most definitely
require lubrication. I know I've said it before, but it bears repeating.
WT
Orion pushes
in a bit roughly.
ORION
Damn... you
feel tighter than before.
ILLYBRIUS
Thank you,
I've been practicing my ass-Kegels.
ORION
What?
ILLYBRIUS
I mean...
WT
Illybrius
whimpers and arches
ILLYBRIUS
My master.
ORION
... That's
better. I think.
WT
Orion
"pulles" back and "slames" into Illybrius and sets a rough
pace.
ORION
SO tight.
ILLYBRIUS
I told you,
it's the ass-Kegels.
ORION
Oh hush,
sweetie, you know I never listen to you.
WT
Illybrius
cries out in pleasure and pain, thoroughly enjoying.
-
Orion
reaches up and wraps "and" arm around Illybrius's waist.
ORION
I love you.
EVRYN
Glug.
ORION
I need you
so bad. You... give me peace.
WT
Orion slams
into Illybrius harder.
-
Illybrius
gasps and moans, arching and bucking, needing Orion.
ILLYBRIUS
I, oh,
Master Ori.
WT
Orion slams
in really hard "ans" reaches down to stroke Illybrius.
ORION
Scream for
me, Pet!
REIYA zaps
Orion.
WT
Illybrius
screams.
ILLYBRIUS
MASTER ORI!
ORION
Cum for me,
Pet.
REIYA zaps
Orion.
ORION
Show me you
love me.
WT
Orion bites
into Illybrius's "shoudler".
ILLYBRIUS
I mean, I feel
like the fact that I take time out of my day to do ass-Kegels kind of proves
how I feel about you, but whatever, it's in the script.
ORION
Hey, for all
I know, you could be doing those for Akuma's benefit, not mine.
ILLYBRIUS
What the
fuck?
ORION
Ha! Got you
back.
ILLYBRIUS
Whatever.
Roll the slide, Jeph, if you please.
WT
Illybrius
screams and cums hard about five times.
-
Orion cums
hard inside Illybrius, filling him.
ORION
I love you.
EVRYN
Glug.
WT
Orion presses
against Illybrius, but doesn't pull out.
ILLYBRIUS
I love you
so much as well...
EVRYN
Glug.
WT
Illybrius
shudders and arches.
-
Orion laps
at the wound he made, letting his saliva heal the bite.
ORION
Want more?
ILLYBRIUS
Yes. Oh,
yes.
ORION
Good. I
suggest you try rolling over. With me still in you.
WT
Illybrius
rolls over.
ILLYBRIUS
Mmm.
ORION
Nice. Now I
"sugest" you hang on.
WT
Orion lifts
Illybrius a bit so "his" resting on his shoulders.
ORION
Ready pet?
REIYA zaps
Orion
ILLYBRIUS
Hmm? Mm-hmm.
ORION
Good.
WT
Orion drives
into Illybrius deeper than before.
ORION
Feel free to
vocalize. I love your cries.
EVRYN
Glug.
ILLYBRIUS
*sings a bar
or two*
ORION
I said
vocalize, not vocalises.
ILLYBRIUS
To tell you
the truth, sweet pea, I don't really give a shit.
ORION
I mean,
under the circumstances, I would hope.
ILLYBRIUS
MASTER ORI!
ORION
Tell me how
you like it, Pet.
REIYA zaps
Orion.
WT
Orion slams
in faster and harder.
ILLYBRIUS
I love it.
EVRYN
Glug.
ILLYBRIUS
Oh. Please,
please don't ever stop.
WT
Orion leans
forward while still fucking Illybrius to bite one of Illybrius's nipples.
ORION
So sweet.
DREPANON
Illybrius,
you should consider getting checked for diabetes.
ILLYBRIUS
Yeah, my PCP
says my blood sugar's just at the high end of normal, so I'm fine.
REIYA
You're on
PCP? That explains so much.
AHRRY
DIIIIIIIIIIID
SOMEBODY SAY PCP?
SIGYN
Um, I'm also
at the high end of normal and my doctor said I need to reduce carbs and sugar.
ILLYBRIUS
I mean, not
to be that guy, but that's probably because you're a girl.
SIGYN
*indignant
noise!*
DREPANON
Don't look
at me, I don't eat carbs. At least, this version of me doesn't.
SIGYN
No, you just
drink them.
DREPANON
And why do
you think that is?
SIGYN
Glad to be
so influential.
WT
Illybrius
screams.
DREPANON
Same.
WT
Orion bites
harder and then moves to the other one.
ILLYBRIUS
MASTER! OH,
OH SWEET FUCKING GODS, MASTER ORI!
DREPANON
Why are you
invoking the gods when you're fucking a demon?
ILLYBRIUS
Do you think
about every word that comes out of your mouth when you have sex?
DESMODA
I'm not sure
which answer would make the fact that he called out Audience One's name the
other day funnier.
DREPANON
Liar, I did
not! I didn't even sleep with you the other day!
DESMODA
Tell me,
Drepanon, how was your hangover yesterday?
SIGYN
WHAT THE
FUCK, DESMODA?
DESMODA
Relax, it
was for science!
EVRYN
Epiphany
would be furious.
DESMODA
La de dah.
Drepanon's right, Audience, I didn't do anything sexual with him, as per our
"dibs" agreement.
SIGYN
I had dibs
on cuddling, too!
DESMODA
What kind of
girl do you take me for?
SIGYN
AN EVIL ONE!
DESMODA
Thank you,
but I don't break agreements like that if there's nothing in it for me. All I
did was give him a tiny amount of aphrodisiac from my homeland - we call it
"tulation" - and something to encourage him to remain asleep. Then I
simply observed and took notes.
SIGYN
MAYBE YOU
SHOULD HAVE LED WITH THAT!
DESMODA
Yes, but the
longer I can drag this out, the longer I can postpone having to listen to
Illybrius and his idiot.
SIGYN
... Okay,
fair enough.
EVRYN
Wow, Désmoda,
you use those arguments in court?
DESMODA
Yeah, I was
held in contempt once for saying "the petitioner and his idiot", but
it turns out I *really* enjoy being handcuffed, so.
TOKIOMI
Wow, I
didn't know you were into that.
DESMODA
Is that
sarcasm?
SIGYN
No, he really
is that... dense.
DESMODA
Oh. I had
hoped he'd gotten better since his divorce hearing.
WT
Orion bites
harder and thrusts even faster, digging his claws into Illybrius's hips.
ILLYBRIUS
MASTER ORI,
I'M SO CLOSE! Please, please let your pet cum.
REIYA zaps
Illybrius.
ORION
Cum for me,
pet.
REIYA zaps
Orion.
ORION
Let me taste
you.
WT
Orion
strokes Illybrius.
-
Illybrius
cums explosively.
ILLYBRIUS
Ohh.
WT
Orion cums
inside Illybrius hard and fills him even more.
ORION
Yum.
WT
Orion leans
down to lick the cum on Illybrius.
-
Illybrius
shudders in pleasure.
[LIGHTS
ON]
ILLYBRIUS
Master Ori,
I'm sorry, but it's time. Tomorrow?
ORION
I know.
Tomorrow I might be here. I actually have an errand to run.
ILLYBRIUS:
v_v
ORION
I love you.
EVRYN takes
a shot
ORION
Goodnight. I
will try, I promise.
ILLYBRIUS,
^-^
I love you,
too.
EVRYN takes
a shot.
ORION
Goodnight,
Pet.
EPIPHANY
zaps Orion.
SIGYN
Hey, Désmoda,
would you mind not drugging Drepanon to sleep again? Roofie hangovers are the
fucking worst.
DESMODA
Um, I found
out he moans your name in his wet dreams. I think the words you're looking for
are, "Thank you."
SIGYN
I mean, for
all I know, you could have completely made that up.
DESMODA
If you think
I made the whole thing up, why did you get so emotional?
DREPANON
Because
she's a crazy bitch.
SIGYN
She wasn't
asking YOU.
DREPANON
Oh, calm
down. For all you know, that could have been foreplay.
SIGYN
Was it?
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