TITLE
Drake's Punishment, part 1
SETTING
Orion's room
Sat, Nov 15, 2008; 7.55 PM
ORION
Illybrius,
my Pet--
EPIPHANY zaps Orion
ORION
--are you
busy?
EVRYN
Yeah, he's
doing his arse Kegels.
ORION
Very well,
pet, I shall be waiting for you.
EPIPHANY zaps Orion.
ILLYBRIUS -
wearing a vest.
Ori.
ORION
Hello, my
Pet.
EPIPHANY zaps Orion
ORION
How are you?
ILLYBRIUS
Better, now
that I'm speaking with you.
ORION
It seems
that your bond-mate called an Enzeru Law into play on us.
EPIPHANY rolls eyes
[Uh-oh. Not Enzeru Law. How fucking big does a
family have to be to have its own legislative system?]
STRAWBERRY
The Enzerus
are the royal family, yeah?
MARIE
They are? I
thought they lived in some village on the ass-end of nowhere. Is it a royal
village on the ass-end of nowhere?
OVD
No spoilers!
EVRYN
They're just
cribbing off Drakoste law anyway, except Drakoste lawbreakers get fed to
piranhas, not... well, you'll see.
ORION
You people
are so MEAN! It's not a FAMILY, it's a CLAN!
EVRYN
...I will
not make an American history joke...
TOD
This is
being edited in 2025. I don’t think you can make any American history jokes
worse than what’s going on in current politics.
ORION
Yes. It
seems that there is a law for what happened the other night with Drake
interfering with our relationship.
ILLYBRIUS
A law for or
a law against? I know there is a firm Drakoste law against interfering in
relationships.
EVRYN
See? Told
you they were cribbing.
[TIME: 8.00 PM]
ORION
Yes, well,
Drake is sitting here at my feet in chains as a present for you.
STRAWBERRY, 😍
OH MY GOD,
MY FAVORITE!
DÉSMODA
… who the
fuck are you and why are you copying me?
STRAWBERRY, deadpan
I’m you from
the future.
ORION
Since he
offend you, and law comes into play where you have the right to invoke Cruin on
him.
EPIPHANY
[> Q is either-or.
[>A is "Yes", followed by kinkcruft
that doesn't actually answer the question.]
ILLYBRIUS
Invoke what?
EPIPHANY
[Guessing from context, it's something Corri
thinks is hot, and wants you to ask about so she can describe it in loving
detail.]
ORION
Cruin.
Meaning he is yours for the night to... violate. Mine too should I want him.
However, I wanted to see what you said first.
EPIPHANY
[Translation: It isn't fun for Corri unless she
has an audience.]
TOD
I understand
perfectly.
ILLYBRIUS
You may
violate him; I'm content to watch.
ORION
The law
doesn't apply to me. Just you. I can join if you want to though.
EPIPHANY
[But that contradicts what you JUST SAID.]
ILLYBRIUS
I'm not
interested.
ORION
Oh boy. I
really hope she knows what she's doing
ILLYBRIUS
Who?
ORION
Akuma. She
is the one that told me about the law and asked that it be carried out. Since
you chose no... his punishment is given to her and normally the punishment is
death.
MARIE
Oh, wow!
That’s not coercive at all!
TRENT
Okay, I
believe you! 😀
ILLYBRIUS
You might
have told me that beforehand. In that case, I change my decision.
EPIPHANY
[Corri just made it up now to force you to rape
Drake. Which coincidentally makes it rape in both directions.]
ORION
It's not my
place to call it. And Akuma says she… doesn't care what you chose.
ILLYBRIUS
Will you
please explain this in a way that makes sense to those of us who aren't you?
EPIPHANY
[Corri will say any damn thing if she thinks it'll
get you to give her wankfodder.]
ORION
Damn it
Akuma come here and explain this. They're your fucking laws.
EVRYN
Yes,
literally.
EPIPHANY
[Then why doesn’t she change them to something
less stupid?]
EVRYN
Because it’s
near-impossible for a character to be smarter than their creator.
[enter AKUMA]
AKUMA
Yes Kibito?
EPIPHANY
[ I hate you.]
EVRYN
If Illybrius
is a "kibito," does that make Akuma a dendrophilliac?
EPIPHANY
[Let's go with "yes".]
ILLYBRIUS
What is
going on? I don't understand any of this. Well, I understand that, since Drake
interfered in Orion's and my relationship, I can violate him. However, nobody
told me beforehand that if I refused to do so, you would die. What the fuck is
going on?
EPIPHANY
[Well, I already gave you the out-of-universe
reason.]
EVRYN
I think he
wants to hear it from THEM.
ILLYBRIUS
I want to
know everything, now.
EPIPHANY sighs.
[Here come the post-hoc explanations.]
AKUMA
Drake
attempted to infringe on your bond to Orion.
EVRYN
Which is
only “against the law” since Team Berserker mentioned it was against THEIR
laws.
AKUMA
For that the
punishment is either rape or death.
As a
priestess of the dark I have to make sure the laws are carried out.
STRAWBERRY
I’m sorry,
nande the fuck? A what of the whomst? This has NEVER come up
before! Unless I was seriously not paying attention.
EVRYN
Probably,
but neither do I. Our boss pays us in thoughts and prayers, after all.
STRAWBERRY
Oh. I
thought he said “tots and pears”. I was really hungry that day.
MARIE
He is
talking through a ceiling.
FREDDIE
Wait, you
haven’t gotten your tots and pears yet? I did.
EVRYN
Wait, WHAT?!
MARIE
I mean, I
guess we do also get paid in access to the snack table.
FREDDIE
Yes, that’s
where I found the snacks.
SEI-SEI
I regret
coming late to work that day.
EPIPHANY
[Yeah, there’s usually tots and pears when I come
in, but they go fast.]
DÉSMODA
You guys get
tots and pears? I’m getting paid in thots and spares.
AKUMA
I am...
indifferent to his punishment since he brought this on himself.
FREDDIE
… Did you
just say your brother brought being raped and/or murdered on himself?
EVRYN
When a Hannibal
character thinks your script is fucked-up…
AKUMA
This is your
call since it was you he accosted.
ILLYBRIUS
You or Orion
might have told me there was an alternative should I have refused.
AKUMA
Blame Orion
then. I gave him a copy.
EVRYN
Because
nothing is ever your fault?
ILLYBRIUS
Ori—
ORION
I can't read
fucking Dridarien.
AKUMA
You are an
idiot, Orion.
EPIPHANY
[. . . Is Akuma Captain Obvious now?]
AKUMA
No, I'm
Lieutenant Akuma. Wuhh.
ORION
I can accept
that.
AKUMA
You can also
choose when and where for this to take place, Irubura. It is entirely your
call.
MARIE
Oh yes, it’s
“entirely your call” between these two TERRIBLE OPTIONS.
STRAWBERRY
Yes. And?
ILLYBRIUS
I suppose
it's best to get it over with. I change my previous decision in light of new
information. Please don't ever make me do that again, Ori.
ORION
I blame it
on the fact that I can't read anything. My tie to Drake only allows me to.
EPIPHANY
[ORION used BLAME-SHIFT!]
ILLYBRIUS
Oh, yes.
Well, in the future, please try to make sure that all the information needed is
given before asking a decision to be made.
EPIPHANY
[ It's super-effective!]
AKUMA
Next time I
will just tell you myself. Promise. Now I have to go. I need to finish my talk
with Impare. He sends his love, Irubura.
EPIPHANY
[And I send all of my hate.]
TOD
Indeed, I
send my anti-regards.
EVRYN
Me, too.
Real Maheone might annoy the shit out of me, but at least he's not a faker.
ILLYBRIUS
And I mine.
Is there a chance he'll talk with his children or Cinnamon? Not now, of course,
but sometime soon? Fennel is testy.
MAHEONE
We shall
see, love. I have other things I need to finish up with my Gift first.
EVRYN
You know,
ever since reading Hogwarts Exposed, my brain translates “gift” into
“hymen“. From now on, that's what I'll assume you're talking about.
FREDDIE
It’s somehow
less creepy than what he’s actually talking about.
ILLYBRIUS
Please stop
calling her that.
EVRYN
Dude, Akuma
is TOTALLY Maheone's hymen.
MAHEONE
It's only a
nickname, love.
ILLYBRIUS
Yes, as
“prettyboy” was yours. As I remember, you didn't much appreciate it.
EPIPHANY
[What is it with Corri and weird pet names,
anyway?]
FALCON
Yeah so one
of my nicknames is “Chuckles”. I can’t decide if it’s more cringe or less
cringe than “Gift” or “Irubura”—Nope, it’s definitely better than “Irubura”.
AKUMA
It's fine,
Irubura. He's been calling me that since I was born. I don't mind. Now can we
be excused?
ILLYBRIUS
I don't see
why not.
AKUMA
Thank you,
Kibito.
MAHEONE
Yes.
Maybe... we can talk... tomorrow...?
ILLYBRIUS
Certainly,
if you're not too busy. Might Cinnamon, Enon, and Fennel speak with you as
well?
MAHEONE
I guess. I
really just want you.
EVRYN
I’ll give
him this: At least he’s direct about it. He uses his big-boy words, unlike some
people.
MAHEONE
Talk to you
tomorrow.
ILLYBRIUS
Tomorrow.
[exit MAHEONE and AKUMA]
ORION, Y_Y
I didn't get
a kiss…
EPIPHANY rolls eyes
TOD
However,
this is what is termed a “mood”.
ILLYBRIUS kisses Ori
ILLYBRIUS
Better?
ORION
Yum... You
have no idea how horny you make me…
TOD
I no longer
sympathise.
ILLYBRIUS
Probably
about half as horny as you make me.
ORION
You are so
lucky I believe in business before pleasure, Pet.
EPIPHANY zaps Orion
EPIPHANY
[Since when?]
STRAWBERRY
Why not
both? Simultaneously?
MARIE
Maybe he
means “Arkantos”. Business before Arkantos.
[REACTION SHOT: Arkantos, standing in the rain, with sad violin
music playing]
ILLYBRIUS
I wouldn't
call myself lucky.
ORION
You don't
have to do it now... we could... and then if he happens to get dragged in...
ILLYBRIUS
Very well,
then.
ORION
Before we
begin, though, Pet—
EPIPHANY zaps Orion
ORION
I have one
question for you.
ILLYBRIUS
Anything.
ORION
I... still
have my Oni Orb sitting here. I haven't used it yet. I was wondering if you
wanted me to use it.
EPIPHANY
[ I'd like to reiterate that that's a stupid name
for your stupid morality-modulating device.]
SERLEINA
I HAVE A MUCH BETTER *DEVICE!*
EVRYN
Yeah, but
what did you name it?
SERLEINA
… Name it? Why
would I name it? It's my DEVICE! I do have a machete named Jasmine, though.
SIGYN
I named MY
favourite weapon.
SERLEINA
You mean that bow and arrow set?
SIGYN
Technically,
the bow and the tree from which branches I carve its arrows.
SERLEINA
Well, are you going to TELL
US WHAT THE NAMES ARE?
ILLYBRIUS
Not unless
you want to, my love.
SERLEINA
NO ONE WAS TALKING TO YOU!
SIGYN
Faithebow'n
and Helina.
SERLEINA
YEAH, BUT WHICH IS WHICH?
SIGYN
I'm just
gonna let you figure that one out for yourself, sparky.
ORION
It stays for
now, then.
ILLYBRIUS
Can you top?
ORION
*moans in pleasure* Do whatever you want, Master.
STRAWBERRY
I’ll take
“Missing the point” for $500, Alex.
ILLYBRIUS
Ori, Ori, I
meant for you to be the dominant this time. If you don't want to, I won't press
it.
ORION
I know. I
want you to tell me.
ALEX THE
CUSTODIAN GUY
So did you
want $1,000 or…?
STRAWBERRY
That’d be
nice.
ORION
Hmmm...
better yet... I have an idea.
ILLYBRIUS
Hmm?
ORION
I think... I
want you a bit tied up.
EPIPHANY
[Can I leave now?]
OVD
In a minute.
ILLYBRIUS
*purrs*
Alright. Tie me up however you like.
ORION
Strip for me
first, Pet.
EPIPHANY zaps Orion
EPIPHANY
[That's my cue to leave.]
[AGEQUIT EPIPHANY]
[LIGHTS OUT and the following is heard]
WT
Illybrius removes his pants.
ILLYBRIUS
My vest was
ruined.
ORION
Just means
you need a new one.
ILLYBRIUS
I had that
vest for thousands of years.
ORION
Damn. Guess
that's a no.
ILLYBRIUS
I can
easily buy or make a new one, but it just won't be the same. It would be like
losing Fjoreone.
ORION
Which she
has been practicing with.
EVRYN
I don't
recall Illybrius asking.
ORION
Now...
WT
Orion ties Illybrius's hands together with some black silk
behind Illybrius's back.
ORION
Let's
"but" the mouth of "your" to work, Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion.
WT
Illybrius sucks on Orion greedily.
Orion moans in pleasure.
ORION
God... you
are so good at that.
WT
Illybrius deepthroats and purrs.
Orion grips Illybrius's shoulders.
ORION
Oh so...
good.
WT
Illybrius sucks harder and swallows around Orion
ILLYBRIUS
Mmm.
ORION
*moans* I'm
getting close, Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion.
ILLYBRIUS
I love my
master.
EVRYN
Glug.
WT
Orion lays down on the bed.
ORION
Come here,
Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion.
WT
Illybrius shuffles over on his knees.
ORION
I want you
to ride me. You want me to lube you?
ILLYBRIUS
Oh yes.
WT
Orion grabs lube and rubs some on himself and Illybrius.
ORION
Go ahead,
Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion.
ORION
I'll steady
you.
WT
Illybrius looks up at Orion with big eyes.
ILLYBRIUS
Are you
sure?
WT
Orion smirks.
ORION
Unless you
can do it yourself with no hands.
WT
Illybrius blushes.
ILLYBRIUS
I wouldn't
know.
ORION
Well, you
can try, and if not, I can help you.
WT
Orion reaches down to stroke Illybrius.
ORION
Deal?
WT
Illybrius moans and backs up on Orion.
Orion moans and grabs "him" hips.
Illybrius whimpers and slides down, loving the sensation.
Orion moans at the feeling.
ORION
Go ahead,
Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion.
ORION
Ride me.
WT
Illybrius rides, a bit awkwardly but enjoying Orion
nonetheless, eyes closed, reveling in the sensations.
ORION
Mmm... You
feel so good, Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion.
ILLYBRIUS
You too, my
master.
WT
Orion grabs Illybrius's hips harder.
ORION
Try arching
your back, Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion.
ORION
It will
feel even better.
WT
Illybrius arches.
ILLYBRIUS
Like this,
Master Ori?
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