Note: The Simultaneous Episode for 18 Nov 08 with Corri in it takes place in Japan.
TITLE
Wang, wang, wang.
SETTING
Japan, apparently
[Tue, Nov 18, 2008; 6.53 PM]
ILLYBRIUS
ORI! I'm
very relieved that you're here.
EPIPHANY
[ I'm not.]
ORION
Yes I am
here, no thanks to your stupid wife giving me that stupid tea.
EPIPHANY
[Was it poisoned?]
ILLYBRIUS
Long Island
iced tea contains a shot of alcohol.
EPIPHANY
[. . . Only in the technical sense of the word,
then.]
ORION
I know that
now and will never make that mistake again.
ILLYBRIUS
Corri
briefed us on the party.
ORION
No, please
tell me she didn't.
EPIPHANY
[You know, that'd actually sound reasonable if you
weren't a Corri Sock.]
ILLYBRIUS
She did, but
think nothing of it.
ORION
I made a
fool of myself.
SIGYN
What else is
new?
EPIPHANY
[You always make a fool of yourself, Onion!]
[Because you are a fool.]
SERLEINA, high kick
FOOLISH FOOL!
EVRYN
Cue
flashback!
DATE: 17 November 08, 6.00 PM
SETTING: Red Lobster
ORION, swaggering around drunkenly in leather pants
I kind of
wish Illybrius was here, except if he was, all the gay guys would be hitting on
him.
CORRI
Happy
birthday to me!
DREPANON
You know,
not every gay guy has the same type.
SERLEINA
YOU WOULD KNOW~!
LENA
SERLEINA!
SERLEINA
SUCK IT UP, BUTTERCUP, I DO WHAT I WANT!
LENA
... I...
Isn't Drepanon bi?
CORRI
TOTALLY!
JAK
He gay.
MARIGOLD
NO!
CORRI
EITHER WAY,
Happy Birthday to Me!
EPIPHANY
[Did she just use an initial capital on
"me"?]
DREPANON
I wouldn't
know, I was too busy listening. But it's good to know that you learned how to
read the subtitles.
ORION, proudly
I wrote
them!
EPIPHANY
[That explains it.]
<END flashback>
ILLYBRIUS
Well, I'm
wearing velvet boxers.
ORION
Really?
EPIPHANY
[WHY?]
SERLEINA
Because I wouldn't let him wear my
underpants.
*beat*
I'm 100% serious.
ILLYBRIUS
I took them
from Usagi because Cinnamon wouldn't stop petting him.
EVRYN
There is so
much wrong with that.
ILLYBRIUS
Then I tried
them on and they feel nice.
ORION
Hmmm, the
possibilities.
EPIPHANY
[No.]
[There's already way too much sex on this show.]
[ It's annoying.]
CORRI
Cuanto es
"demasiado"?
EVRYN
Yes.
CORRI
That wasn't
a yes-or-no—
(BRRRING~!)
CORRI
OH SHOVE IT,
POT!
ILLYBRIUS
May I sit in
your lap?
ORION
I don't see
why not.
ILLYBRIUS purrs and sits
ORION gives a slight shudder
ORION
I'll take it
you missed me?
ILLYBRIUS
Very much
so.
ORION
Mmmmm, I
missed you as well.
ILLYBRIUS
I imagine
so.
ILLYBRIUS extends wings
They're the
same colour, see?
EPIPHANY raises eyebrow
[Why did Usagi get a pair of velvet underwear the
same colour as Illybrius's wings?]
SIGYN
Why
*wouldn't* he get a pair of velvet underwear the same colour as Illybrius's
wings?
EPIPHANY
[That's WEIRD.]
SIGYN
YOU'RE
WEIRD!
EPIPHANY
[ I'm not weird, you're weird!]
SIGYN
I KNOW YOU
ARE BUT WHAT AM I!
DREPANON
Very mature.
SIGYN
STICK YOUR
BUTT IN BOOGER PIE.
EVRYN
Upvote.
ILLYBRIUS
Yes, well,
about the boxers.
EVRYN
I assume
they were a gift?
[7.00 PM]
ORION
Mm-hmm, I
see.
ILLYBRIUS plucks a feather, winces in pain, and tickles Orion's
chin
ORION
*slight
snort* Stop that. It tickles.
EPIPHANY
[That's the point.]
ILLYBRIUS kisses Orion's chin, feigns innocence
ILLYBRIUS
Hmm?
ORION grabs Illybrius's wrist and pulls him closer
ORION
You are such
a handful.
ILLYBRIUS
I think I'm
considerably more than just one handful.
ORION nuzzles Illybrius
ORION
More like
two handfuls and then some.
EPIPHANY
[Please tell me this isn't another episode that's
just Berserker x Onion foreplay and Lights-Out sequences.]
EVRYN
I would, but
I'd be lying.
EPIPHANY
[Dammit.]
ILLYBRIUS moans and plays with the waistband of his boxers
ORION
You are so
lucky I need to feed tonight.
[/agequit EPIPHANY]
LIGHTS OUT and the following is heard.
WT
Orion reaches in said boxers to stroke Illybrius.
ILLYBRIUS
Y-yes, I-I-I, oooohhhhhh
ORION
No doubt you knew this too, huh?
WT
Orion strokes Illybrius a bit slower, teasing him.
ILLYBRIUS
I- I would—I would warm your bed—regard-regardless.
ORION
Really? Then I guess that makes you perfect.
WT
Orion strokes even slower.
Illybrius arches, sliding a bit back and forth in Orion's lap.
Orion "wrapes" "and" arm around
Illybrius's waist to keep him still.
Illybrius purrs.
Orion "contiues" to stroke at "teh" same
pace
ILLYBRIUS
Mmmmmmmm, Ori—
WT
Illybrius's cock is sticking straight up out of the gap in the
front of his underwear. He blushes.
ORION
Seems you have a problem, Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion
WT
Illybrius blushes redder and buries his face in Orion's neck.
ORION
*chuckles* Well Pet, what should we do about this problem?
REIYA zaps Orion
ILLYBRIUS mumbles
ORION
I can't hear you, Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion
ORION
You'll need to speak up.
WT
Illybrius is embarrassed.
ILLYBRIUS
Master, I- I'm here f-fo-for you.
ORION
I know you are, my Pet—
REIYA zaps Orion
ORION
—but I must know the needs of my Pet—
REIYA zaps Orion
ORION
—if I am to keep him happy.
ILLYBRIUS
It doesn't matter, only your happiness.
WT
Illybrius is even more embarrassed.
ORION
Well, if my happiness is all that matters…
WT
Illybrius blushes.
ILLYBRIUS
At least until you get off the first time—
ORION
Well then, Pet, please—
REIYA zaps Orion
ORION
Do what you feel you need to, to keep your Master happy.
ILLYBRIUS
I- I—I don't know, I mean, without any hints—
ORION
Then how can you learn, Pet?
REIYA zaps Orion
ORION
How about we start with a few kisses?
ILLYBRIUS
Where?
ORION
How about… on
something that brings you pleasure, my Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion
WT
Illybrius slides off Orion's lap and shyly kisses his cock.
ORION
Go ahead, Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion
ORION
You can do more.
EVRYN
I think he's starting to enjoy the electric treatment.
ORION
No, you idiot, I have to stick to the script!
EVRYN
Ha! I just wanted to hear you admit that you're speaking from
a script.
WT
Illybrius takes the head of Orion's cock into his mouth and
sucks eagerly, taking more in by the second.
ORION
*moans* That feels so good, Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion
WT
Illybrius purrs and sucks harder, reaching a hand under to cup
Orion's balls and stroke tenderly.
Orion "thursts" slightly into Illybrius's mouth.
ILLYBRIUS
Mmmmmmmmm… Master
tastes good.
ORION
Glad I can please my Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion
ORION
Now… how
about you take off those boxers for me.
EVRYN
This is getting even more ridiculous.
WT
Illybrius carefully pulls the boxers off, folds them, and puts
them in a corner.
ORION
Now… let me
see that cute ass of yours.
AHRRY
HEE-HAW, HEE-HAW, FUCK YOU, HEE-HAW!
WT
Illybrius shyly turns around.
ORION
Mmmmm… perfect.
ILLYBRIUS
Thank you, Master.
ORION
Now… I want
to see you get ready for me.
WT
Orion hands Illybrius lube.
ILLYBRIUS
Please instruct me?
EVRYN
Please don't.
ORION
Two fingers dry first, Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion
WT
Illybrius forces both fingers in simultaneously and grunts in
pain.
ORION
Careful, Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion
ORION
Don't want you to hurt yourself.
WT
Orion rubs Illybrius's hip soothingly.
Illybrius smiles, moves fingers in and out, still blushing
deep red.
ORION
*moans* You have no
idea how fucking hard you're making me.
ILLYBRIUS
I am glad that my antics please you, Master Ori.
ORION
Yes they please. Now use the lube and replace them, Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion
WT
Illybrius pulls his fingers out roughly, lubes, them, and
presses them back in.
ILLYBRIUS
Oh my master— Knowing that I'm doing it for you—makes it—less
painful.
ORION
You look so edible like this. Add another finger. I want to
see you open up for me.
ILLYBRIUS
Yes, Master Ori.
ORION
So beautiful.
WT
Illybrius nearly faint in pleasure.
ILLYBRIUS, ^_^
Oh, Master.
ORION
I think you can add another finger yet, my lovely Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion
ILLYBRIUS
Y-yes, my master.
ORION
Good. I want you to "me" nice and
"streched" for me.
WT
Illybrius blushes.
ILLYBRIUS
I'm not sure. I mean, I'm—I—
ORION
Yes, my Pet?
REIYA zaps Orion
ORION
Want some help maybe?
ILLYBRIUS
Master, please, just be in me.
ORION
Now, now, Pet, don't rush me.
REIYA zaps Orion
WT
Orion adds a finger.
Illybrius shudders in excitement.
ORION
Now better Pet?
REIYA zaps Orion
WT
Illybrius whimpers in pain but nods.
Orion removes his finger and Illybrius's and quickly enters
him.
Illybrius cries out in pleasure and arches and bucks against
him.
Orion doesn't let Illybrius get used to the feeling but guides
his hips so Illybrius rides him hard.
Illybrius pants in pleasure and pain, loving how Orion feels
inside him.
Orion grips Illybrius so hard he bruises his hips and thrusts
into him with abandon.
ILLYBRIUS
OH! OH ORI! OH MASTER ORI!
ORION
Yes Pet?
REIYA zaps Orion
WT
Orion slams Illybrius down hard on him.
ORION
Is there something you need?
ILLYBRIUS
N-not yet but oh you
feel so—so fucking—oh!
WT
Orion stands up with Illybrius, turns them so Illybrius is
bent over Orion's chair, and continues to pound.
Illybrius shrieks with pleasure.
Orion smiles and pounds Illybrius even harder then before
drawing blood on his hips.
ILLYBRIUS
*cries out in pleasure* Oh Master Ori, I- I'm getting close—
ORION
Too bad, Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion
ORION
You can't cum yet. I'm still having fun.
ILLYBRIUS
Of course, Master.
WT
Illybrius restrains himself from cumming.
ORION
Now let's see how long you can last.
WT
Orion reaches around to stroke Illybrius while
"continueing" to thrust.
[enter CIN]
CIN
I know this is the worst possible time, but Lee, you need to
talk to Maheone, and soon.
ILLYBRIUS
L-later!
WT
Illybrius gasps and sweats, needing the touch but trying to
deny himself the pleasure.
ORION
*chuckles and moans* I'm getting close too, Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion
ILLYBRIUS
Ple-please let me know when I—
ORION
And what if I don't want you to cum?
EVRYN
Then this show is going to go on FOREVER!
WT
Orion angles so he is hitting Illybrius's prostate.
ILLYBRIUS
*whimpers* Then, that is up to you, my master.
ORION
Then beg me, Pet, and I might let you cum.
REIYA zaps Orion
ILLYBRIUS
Master—Master, please let your helpless slave cum? I—I cannot
stand for longer how good you make me feel.
ORION
Hmmm… I think
you can do better, Pet.
WT
Orion strokes Illybrius faster.
CIN
Actually, he can't. And I'm sorry but, yeah, he really can't.
Illybrius, we need to go. Now.
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