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TITLE
Audience Approval, part 3
SETTING
Illybrius's room
Sun, Nov 23, 2008;
[8.00 PM]
ORION
You make
beautiful weapons.
ILLYBRIUS
You're
welcome to them.
ORION
I prefer
heavy double sided blades.
ILLYBRIUS
I can make
those too.
EVRYN
No, thank
you. That's not how we prefer to advertise.
ORION
A no-dai-chi
is not a weapon that is not to be taken lightly.
EPIPHANY gets those angry floaty marks
EVRYN, deadpan
No, you
should always use lots of lubricant.
EPIPHANY, with angry floaty marks
[You mean "nodachi", and not only is it
an unwieldy piece of shit outdone in every category by better-conceived and
more easily-made weapons, it's still only bladed on one side.]
[Like an overly loud car, an overly long sword is
only useful to compensate for an overly small penis.]
EVRYN
*giggles*
Like eleven centimeters, perhaps?
ORION
INCHES!
EPIPHANY
[Suuuure.]
ORION
It's inches
and I can prove it!
OVD
Orion, you may not flash your fellow castmates, ESPECIALLY if
they're physically and/or mentally underage!
ILLYBRIUS
I can make
many different types of weapons. It is part of my... part of me.
EVRYN
You are the
bone of your sword?
ORION
Well should
you ever make one the base of the hilt must end in a blade.
FLUOU smacks Orion with the Grammar Hammer
EPIPHANY
[No fucking shit. The hilt and blade are ideally
made of THE SAME PIECE OF METAL.]
FLUOU
I think he
means a blade coming out of the pommel.
EPIPHANY, angry marks
[THAT IS FUCKING STUPID.]
[CORRI, YOU FAIL RESEARCH FOREVER.]
[MISSPELLING THE NAME OF A REAL SWORD DOES NOT
GIVE YOU FREE REIN TO REDEFINE IT.]
ORION
I only
require that because I have a habit of slamming it into necks.
JEPH comes over and hits Orion with a large book labeled
Encyclopedia
ORION
Ow!
REIYA
What the
hell is that?
JEPH
[That, my Millennial friend, was the Encyclopedia of
Fuck You. I couldn't come up with a clever name like Grammar Hammer.]
ORION, to Illybrius
I should
tell you that I love you.
EVRYN takes a shot
ILLYBRIUS
I'm certain.
ORION
What? That I
love you?
EVRYN takes a shot.
ILLYBRIUS
Never mind.
I don't like saying it too often because it loses meaning if one does.
TOD
I disagree.
EVRYN
But...my
drinking game is dependent on your pointless declarations of love!
ORION
I know. You
don't even have to say it to me.
EVRYN
Because you
totally weren't saying it just because you wanted him to say it back, right?
EPIPHANY
[Corri's passive-aggressive is showing.]
ILLYBRIUS kisses Orion's neck.
ILLYBRIUS
Forgive me.
I'm still at the emotional stage where I have to work to keep from setting fire
to everything I touch.
EVRYN
I never
thought I'd say this, but touch him! Touch him!
ORION
I don't mind
Pet.
EPIPHANY zaps Orion.
FLUOU Grammar Hammers Orion.
ORION
A few burns
never bothered me.
ILLYBRIUS
Perhaps not.
ILLYBRIUS bares fangs in an attempt to smile.
ORION kisses Illybrius's mating mark.
ILLYBRIUS runs a hand through Orion's hair.
ORION growls softly.
ILLYBRIUS purrs.
ORION kisses Illybrius's chest a bit lower.
ILLYBRIUS growls
ILLYBRIUS
I'm still so
angry! I don't want to hurt you, Ori.
ORION
You both
are. You both just need time to cool down... in the meantime Pet...
EPIPHANY zaps Orion.
FLUOU Grammar Hammers Orion.
ORION
Use me
please.
FLUOU Grammar Hammers Orion.
SIGYN
Um, NO. He
said he wants to set fire to everything he touches. Why would he want to do the
smut with you?
(BRRRRING!)
SIGYN
Gods damn
it. Hello?
MARIE, weird phone pose
That's
actually why Onion wants him to do the smut.
SIGYN
Okay thanks.
Also, you realise we're in the same room, right?
MARIE
Yes, but I
can't parse the SUBTITLES from here.
SIGYN
Oh, okay,
that makes sense!
ORION
Let me help
you release a bit of that anger. Please?
EPIPHANY
[Really, all Corri wants right now is some
wankfodder.]
MARIE
See? I
literally called it.
ILLYBRIUS
...
How dare she
pick a fight with Maheone like that?! *exhales* Well, I did say I wanted this
to be about just us. I'm sorry.
ILLYBRIUS holds Orion close, in a boa-constrictor grip
ORION
She didn't
start it. Now hush about them both.
EPIPHANY
[Translation: Nothing is Akuma's fault. Don't
argue.]
DREPANON AND SIGYN
OBJECTION!
Counsel sees that that's fucking stupid!
DREPANON
Stop doing
that!
SIGYN
You mean
talking?
DREPANON
YES.
SIGYN
No!
LENA
It's bad
form to try to silence women, you know.
SIGYN and LENA high-five.
ORION nuzzles Illybrius
[enter USAGI]
ILLYBRIUS
Not on that
note. As far as I'm concerned, she did.
USAGI, as a flame shoots across the room
DUCK! FIRE!
ORION
Wow...
That's hot!
MARIE, glowy eyes
You are
banned from the Pun Shame Corner. Stay Away.
ILLYBRIUS, whose hair is singed
Ow! Thanks
for the BELATED warning, Usagi!
ORION: T_T
USAGI
What's that
look for?
ORION: V_V
USAGI
And tha...oh,
I get it.
FLUOU
My stars and
garters, his eyes are falling.
USAGI
I should
leave, right?
ORION: ^_^
FLUOU
Oh, good,
he's picked his eyes back up.
USAGI turns to leave
EVRYN
Wait, Usagi,
stay. You shouldn't have to leave just
because Onion made stupid faces at you.
ILLYBRIUS
WHY DON'T
YOU PUT OUT THAT FIRE, CINNAMON?!
CINNAMON
But—It's so
pretty!
ORION, Y_Y
CIN
Awww,
alright. I'm leaving so you three boys can make an Oreo sandwich. Kehehe.
ILLYBRIUS
Hmm. It IS
pretty 😘 Oh, Ori…
ILLYBRIUS puts out the fire and holds Oroin
ORION
Please
Illybrius...
FLUOU Grammar-Hammers Orion
ILLYBRIUS
Goddamnit,
just tell me what you want!
ORION
I want you
to hurt me... pleasure me... love me... please?
EPIPHANY
[Knew it. He DOES like the zapping/hammering]
ILLYBRIUS
*ironic
chuckle* I can hurt you just fine. The last two I'm not certain about right
now.
[agequit EPIPHANY]
[LIGHTS OUT.]
WT
Illybrius circles Orion,
bends him roughly, and enters from behind.
Orion "srceam" of
pain
ORION
I know it… That's all the
matters Pet
REIYA zaps Orion
WT
Illybrius rams in and out
brutally
Orion screams in pleasure
and pain
Illybrius puts his hands on
Orion's hips and digs nails in, then extends talons
Orion screams and
"sqirms" against Illybrius
Illybrius bites roughly
into Orion's neck, clamping down tightly while riding Orion's ass
Orion moans and struggles a
bit against Illybrius in pleasure
Illybrius bites harder and
down Orion's back, tearing flesh, leaving bloody half-circles
Orion whimpers in pain and
pleasure
Illybrius presses his chest
to Orion's back and rides his ass that way, irritating the wounds
Orion moans and struggles
to move against Illybrius.
Illybrius moves a hand to
Orion's chest and scrapes talons from collarbone to pelvis.
Orion screams and pushes
back against Illybrius.
Illybrius digs in deeper
and purrs.
Orion cries out and
"tires" to move back
Illybrius bites Orion's
neck violently, then pulls away and rides Orion's ass as brutally as possible.
Orion screams and reaches
down to stroke himself.
Illybrius smacks Orion's
hand, then pulls hiss hands and ties them behind his back.
Orion moans in distress and
"ties" to find anything to help.
Illybrius keeps slamming as
hard and fast as he can, kneading Orion's back with claws.
Orion whimpers and arches
back trying to find a bit of release, too far gone in pain and pleasure to
care.
Illybrius grabs Orion's
cock and "helps," but harshly
Orion screams and thrusts
into Illybrius's hand in bliss at the contact.
Illybrius keeps riding and
jerking.
Orion screams and presses
back on Illybrius then into his hand.
ILLYBRIUS
You can cum when you need
to.
WT
Illybrius is feeling
better, but keeps being rough for the hell of it.
Orion screams in delight
and cums hard several times and his wings tear through his back and send blood
spraying before he goes a bit limp.
Illybrius collects and
drinks Orion's cum, then cums even harder and pulls out.
Orion whimpers.
Illybrius kisses Orion's
wounds, then smirks lasciviously and kisses his wings.
[LIGHTS ON]
ORION
Ow... don't
left wing...
ORION tries to curl his left wing up
FLUOU Grammer-Hammers Orion's left wing
ILLYBRIUS
Are you
alright?
EVRYN
That's a
silly question to ask someone whose injured limb just got smacked with a
hammer.
ORION
I think...
it tore... near the base... hurts more than it should.
EVRYN
Because it
just got smacked with a hammer!
ILLYBRIUS heals Orion's back and wing
ILLYBRIUS
Is that
better?
ORION stretches the wing
ORION
Yeah... knew
I shouldn't have done that...
ILLYBRIUS kisses and strokes both wings
ORION
Not up to
another round just yet Pet...
EPIPHANY zaps Orion
FLUOU Grammar-Hammers Orion
ILLYBRIUS
...
Very well
then.
ORION
Just give me
a minute. Need to make sure I didn't over feed so I can have a round two.
FLUOU Grammar-Hammers Orion
ILLYBRIUS ducks behind THE FICUS and covers eyes
THE FICUS (Illybrius)
Let me know
when you're ready.
ORION
I figured
you left cause I made you mad for a moment. I'm ready now anyway.
ILLYBRIUS comes back out from behind THE FICUS
ILLYBRIUS
I did leave
because you made me mad. Then I came back.
CIN
That's not
even how you stage a rage-quit! First you make an emo post, then—oh shit, I
shouldn't give away my trade secrets.
SIGYN
Yeah, please
do not.
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