Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Captain Communication Skills, part 3 | November 19, 2008 at 8:00 p.m.

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Captain Communication Skills, part 3

 

November 19, 2008 at 8:00 p.m.

 

ORION

Go, then.

 

TRENT

But I just got here.

 

ORION

Have fun rabbit hunting.

 

[enter USAGI]

 

USAGI

IS EVERYBODY COMPLETELY INSANE?!

 

TRENT

Yes, why?

 

ILLYBRIUS

Heh. Right on cue.

 

ORION

There is your prey Enon. Go get him.

 

USAGI

Pumpkin's scary enough when she's being a sadistic bitch, but she's actually being NICE. Cinnamon is making plans for world domination. Larlia is—doing things that have made me even less into women, and Ganymede is actually reading. There is something very wrong with all of you.

 

ORION

Thank you for noticing. Now everyone but Illybrius… SCRAM!

 

ILLYBRIUS frowns.

Usagi, Cinnamon isn't making plans for world domination. She was just here.

 

USAGI

I exaggerated. Still, you have to admit that this is a VERY REAL PROBLEM! Everybody's gone nuts!

 

ORION: T_T

 

ILLYBRIUS

Usagi, please leave. You too, Enon.

 

USAGI

No. I'm not going back there. I'm gonna party with you two.

 

ORION

There is no party.

 

ILLYBRIUS

Oh, Ori, let him stay. He can bottom for you if you want.

 

ORION

Fine.

 

ILLYBRIUS: ^_^

 

ORION

He can stay.

 

ILLYBRIUS kisses Orion.

 

ORION

Yes, yes, I get it.

 

ILLYBRIUS: v_v

 

ORION kisses them both.

 

ORION

Forgive me, I'm still a bit wound up.

 

TOD

It's no excuse for your rudeness.

 

ILLYBRIUS and USAGI kiss Orion.

 

ILLYBRIUS, ^_^

Understandable. As Usagi just pointed out, we seem to be having an epidemic of personality reversal.

 

ORION

I can tell. Well Caleb—

 

EVRYN

OH MY GOD NOBODY CARES. Acknowledge the problems of someone not on Team Corri for once.

 

ORION

—is safe and fully healed and back with Corri. I just sent them both home and Drake still hasn't come back.

 

ILLYBRIUS

Mm. Bored now.

 

[LIGHTS OUT and the following is heard]

 

WT

Illybrius tugs at Usagi's pants.

 

ORION

Allow me please Kio?

 

ILLYBRIUS

With pleasure.

 

ORION

Good.

 

WT

Orion reaches down and rips off the pants and kiss Usagi's neck gently.

 

ORION

Yum.

 

WT

Usagi closes his eyes.

 

USAGI

Feels good.

 

ORION

Then "your" love this

 

WT

Orion reached up to pinch both Usagi's nipples while nibbling on his neck.

Usagi gasps sharply.

Illybrius purrs and strokes Orion's hip, pondering.

 

ILLYBRIUS

Ori—

 

ORION

Go ahead Pet.

 

REIYA zaps Orion.

 

WT

Orion gives Usagi's nipples a sharp pinch.

Illybrius smiles happily and thrusts into Orion.

Usagi gasps again and moans.

Orion moans and reaches down to stroke Usagi.

 

ORION

Damn you both feel so good.

 

USAGI

Please just fuck me already

 

ILLYBRIUS

You don't feel so bad yourself.

 

WT

Orion lubes and slides into Usagi

 

ORION

Better?

 

USAGI

Fuck yeah.

 

WT

Illybrius purrs and moves slowly and gently in and out of Ori.

Orion "pulles" Usagi close and slowly rides him.

 

USAGI

Tease.

 

ORION

You know you love it.

 

USAGI

Yeah.

 

ORION

Maybe if you ask our Master to pick "of" the pace he will.

 

WT

Illybrius rides even slower, anticipating.

 

USAGI

Master Illybrius, will you please pick up the pace?

 

ORION

*moans* Not funny.

 

ILLYBRIUS

It is to me. Very well, my rabbit.

 

WT

Illybrius rides roughly.

Orion screams in delight and began to thrust hard into Usagi.

 

ORION

Much better!

 

USAGI

Fucking—oh I love this.

 

WT

Usagi thrusts hard back on Oreo.

Orion slams into Usagi even hard for that stupid nickname.

 

USAGI

OH OREO, OH OREO! *laughs*

 

ILLYBRIUS

I think it's cute. You're a cookie.

 

ORION

.................................

Do I… want to know?

 

WT

Illybrius grabs Ori's hips and pulls him back on Illybrius and forth on Usagi.

 

ORION

*moans* Feels so good!

 

USAGI

Hey, you know what my favorite part of Oreo is?

 

WT

Orion bites Usagi in the neck hard.

 

ORION

The cream filling.

 

USAGI

What about me, you like my taste?

 

ORION

I wouldn't bite you if I didn't.

 

WT

Orion nibbles and "stokes" Usagi faster.

Illybrius purrs and cums into Ori several times.

Orion moans and spills himself into Usagi

 

ORION

DAMN!

 

USAGI

Damn-- *gasp*-- right.

 

WT

Orion makes a ^_^ face.

 

ILLYBRIUS

Mmm, this should be a movie.

 

WT

Orion slams himself back onto Lee then into Usagi.

 

ORION

Fuck I'm getting close.

 

WT

Illybrius holds Orion's hips tightly and nips at his shoulder.

Orion screams in pleasure.

Illybrius lets go of Orion's hips and jackhammers.

 

USAGI

Oreo, you got me close too.

 

WT

Orion reaches around to stroke Usagi.

Usagi tips his head back for a kiss.

Orion kisses Usagi hungrily.

 

USAGI

Mmm, Oreo tastes good.

 

WT

Orion bites Usagi again.

 

[Five minutes later]

 

ILLYBRIUS

.............

 

WT

Illybrius pulls out and leaves.

 

[LIGHTS ON]

 

ORION

Huh?

 

ILLYBRIUS

Did you notice?

 

ORION

Notice what?

 

ILLYBRIUS

SEE?! I COULD HAVE TAKEN A DIFFERENT FORM ALTOGETHER AND—

 

ORION

What is going on, Illybrius?

 

ILLYBRIUS

NOTHING! Or if you really wanted to know, why not just PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION?!

 

ORION

I… Didn't mean to upset you.

 

EVRYN

For once I kinda believe him.

 

ILLYBRIUS

Of course not. You didn't even notice me.

 

ORION

Yes I did! You stormed off before I could do anything else!

 

ILLYBRIUS

I DID NOT! YOU HAD TIME TO RESPOND!

 

ORION

I WAS SO DIZZY FROM FEEDING FROM YOU I NEEDED TIME TO THINK!

 

ILLYBRIUS

 

ORION

I'm sorry.

 

ILLYBRIUS

So am I. I lost my head.

 

ORION

It's nothing to worry about.

 

ILLYBRIUS

It is something that does not happen so often with me anymore.

 

ORION

I said forget about it.

 

TOD

No! Clearly he still needs to speak of it, so you can shut your selfish mouth and attend him!

 

ILLYBRIUS

Fine.

 

ORION

Anything else you want?

 

ILLYBRIUS holds Orion.

 

ILLYBRIUS

Ori, why is this all happening?

 

USAGI

Illybrius, you'll become anemic.

 

ILLYBRIUS

I. Don't. Care.

 

ORION holds and kisses Illybrius.

 

ORION

Don't cry please.

 

EVRYN

Not because he cares about how you feel but because it makes him uncomfortable when other people have emotions in his vicinity.

 

ILLYBRIUS

Everybody's so eager to leave, or they turn or something happens.

 

ORION

I won't leave you. Not now.

 

ILLYBRIUS

I'm not bothered so much by what happened as I am by… I need to know why I reacted so strongly to something so trivi—Oh. I see. It's not just a simple change. It's a transference of sorts.

 

ORION

What is?

 

ILLYBRIUS

Personality transference.

 

EVRYN

Usagi did try to tell you earlier, Onion.

 

ILLYBRIUS

What just happened. What happened earlier with my counter. What's happening with Pumpkin, Larlia, and to a lesser extent, Ganymede.

 

ORION

So are we going to be okay?

 

FLUOU

[Translation: I already had some drama scheduled! This better not interfere with MY plans!]

 

ILLYBRIUS

Assuming that you and Usagi won't switch personalities, yes. I know how to reverse it.

 

ORION

I am not becoming food.

 

ILLYBRIUS

Hmm?

 

ORION

I am not becoming prey.

 

ILLYBRIUS

What does that have to do with anything?

 

ORION, ^_^

I eat bunnies. I don't want to become one. No matter how good he tastes.

 

USAGI

I've only ever transformed into a rabbit three times, and two of them were because Illybrius chose to transform me!

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