TITLE
Orion's
Pregnant! Part 2
Thursday,
November 13, 2008, pm 08.00
CIN
Akuma's
upset that she missed the orgy.
ORION
What does
that not surprise me?
EVRYN
You mean
"why".
CIN
She asked us
to tell her when it happens again so she can watch.
FREDDIE
Mood.
ORION
More like
give orders.
STRAWBERRY
Mood.
ILLYBRIUS
Oh, Ori--
ORION
What?
ILLYBRIUS
I'm sorry, I
was just laughing. I just remembered what your name means in Drakoste.
ORION
Now I am
curious.
CIN
GOLDFISH!
ORION
Please don't
tell me…
EVRYN
She just
did.
ILLYBRIUS
Ori is
"gold", and "on" is one of many words meaning
"fish".
ORION
Better a
fish than a slave.
ILLYBRIUS
I agree.
CIN laughs
hysterically
ORION
Is he back
yet?
ILLYBRIUS
No, I'm
going to do a locator spell.
ORION
Good.
CIN
*laughs*
You're a fish!
ORION
Can I slap
her?
EVRYN
And I quote:
"Women are to be respected." Also, wouldn't slapping the queen of
another galaxy be considered an act of war?
EPIPHANY
[You’d think
so.]
CIN
*snickers
and titters*
SERENA
*giggles
CUTELY*
EPIPHANY
[But Onion
was lying. He’s never respected anyone in his life.]
ILLYBRIUS
No. I'll
…relocate her.
ORION
Thank you.
ILLYBRIUS
I'm hungry.
ORION
Then eat.
ILLYBRIUS
No time.
[enter
USAGI]
USAGI
Someone said
you wanted to see me.
ORION
I have a
problem.
USAGI
That's nice.
EVRYN
That is the
correct response.
ORION
It's
"you" problem too.
USAGI
Yes, you
are. What's your point?
ORION
I… need your
"pre-mission" to do something.
USAGI
Go ahead.
Try not to land on my car.
TOKEN
And give
somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so
that we can breathe inside this blue trash bubble.
ILLYBRIUS
Usagi, this
is serious.
USAGI
What then?
ORION
I… last time
we slept together, I kinda ran into a problem.
USAGI
I wasn't
good?
ORION
No. You were
perfect. Believe me. It's just… I have this charm that I need to use before sex
and, well, it kinda wore off
EVRYN
Oh my gods,
stop dragging this out.
USAGI
O…kay…
ORION
I can get
"pre-gant" and, well, I did get pregnant.
USAGI
Uh, by me,
right?
ORION
Yeah.
EVRYN
That, or you
got the short straw.
USAGI
Then what
did you need?
ORION
Pre-mission
to abort.
USAGI
Whatever.
ILLYBRIUS
Usagi…
USAGI
Going to
McDonald's.
ORION
Wait. You do
have a say in this, you know.
EVRYN
No the fuck
he doesn't.
STRAWBERRY
He already
said “whatever”, as in, “You can do whatever you want.”
EPIPHANY
[But that’s
the least whiny, dramatic answer possible. She can’t drama-cattle that!]
USAGI
If you
really want to abort it, abort it. I don't give a shit what you do.
EVRYN
Although
that is the correct response.
ORION
As you wish
it.
USAGI
If you don't
want to, you don't have to, but you already know that.
ORION
That's not…
USAGI
I don't want
to talk about it. Do whatever you like.
EVRYN
Aaaand
you've lost me.
ORION
Guess I
should be glad, then, that I didn't want to keep it.
USAGI
Whatever.
ILLYBRIUS
Orion,
don't. He--!
ORION
FINE! GO!
ILLYBRIUS
He wanted
you to keep it.
EVRYN
Boo freaking
hoo.
ORION
Then he
should have said so. I have no say in this.
EPIPHANY
[“How dare
you not control my body!”]
ORION
He is my
alpha right now.
LENA screams
and flails arms angrily
EVRYN
Yes, that.
USAGI
ILLYBRIUS,
IF I'D WANTED TO GET INTO IT, I WOULD HAVE!
You said you
didn't want to keep it. So don't if you don't want to. If you do want to, then
do.
ORION
Don't. Have.
A. Say.
EVRYN
But your
"alpha" is saying you do.
USAGI
Yes. You.
Do.
EVRYN
See?
ORION
DON'T YOU
GET IT?!
EVRYN
To recap,
The Corri is mad that Usagi doesn't want to play along with the abortion drama
and isn't willing to force Onion to keep his baby.
USAGI
Yeah, but
I'm telling you, do what you want to do.
EVRYN
See? He's
giving you permission to do what you want.
ORION
Look… right
now I… the magic that holds this child in me…
EVRYN
Is bullshit
born of bullshit.
USAGI
Okay, I get
it. Just answer me one thing: Do you want the kid or don't you? Yes or no
question. No explanations, no complications.
ORION
I don't
know.
EVRYN
Also valid.
ORION
I don't have
a good record. I lost both the other two children I had. Rose and Sage.
EVRYN
This is the
opposite of following directions.
USAGI
Neither does
Illybrius.
ORION
Rose died at
nine--
EVRYN
Wait, what?
Isn't she the kid from "Rose Is Not an Event"?
ORION
--and Sage
at eleven. Both because… of my choices. Look, there is still one more day. Just
think about it, okay?
USAGI
I told you
to do what you want to do. Personally, I would have liked to have a kid, but if
you don't want it, abort it.
ORION
I can't do
this anymore.
EVRYN
You can't
deal with the horrific burden of bodily autonomy?
ORION
Lee.
ILLYBRIUS
Yes?
ORION
I can't talk
to him anymore.
EVRYN
Stompwhine
harder.
ORION
I just… Please.
I need you.
ILLYBRIUS
You have me.
What do you need me to do?
ORION
Whatever you
want.
EPIPHANY
[Translation:
“Take away my physical autonomy RIGHT NOW, DAMMIT!”]
STRAWBERRY
Let’s make
him run on an adult-sized hamster wheel and whip him with a cat o’nine tails.
FREDDIE
He’s not
cute enough for me to enjoy watching that.
ORION
I just… need
to forget for now.
EVRYN
Your
pillowtalk needs work.
ILLYBRIUS
Did you
refresh the spell?
ORION
As long as I
have the child, I can't get pregnant again. And the child is sealed in me.
We're safe.
ILLYBRIUS
Can Usagi
join?
USAGI
DON'T GET ME
INVOLVED THIS TIME, LEE!
ORION
If he wants.
EPIPHANY
[He clearly
doesn’t want! And on that note…]
/AGEQUIT
Epiphany
[LIGHTS OUT]
USAGI
Uh… Or? Suck
me off?
EVRYN
That didn't
last too long.
ORION
Yes Sire.
WT
Orion drops
to his knees to undo Usagi's pants and pulls him out and starts sucking.
USAGI
Oh… Damn,
that feels good.
WT
Orion sucks
harder.
SERLEINA
Yes, we know
this. What else is new?
USAGI
Ohhh
WT
Orion
deepthroats.
Illybrius
licks Ori into hardness.
Orion moans
and sucks harder
Illybrius
follows suit
USAGI
I think I
like you a little more, or.
WT
Orion pulls
back to "nibbles" and deepthroats again.
ILLYBRIUS
I love you
both.
EVRYN
Glug.
USAGI
OH HOLY SHIT
THAT FEELS GOOD
WT
Orion pulls
back and takes a deep breath and deepthroats and swallows around Usagi’s cock.
USAGI
*moans*
WT
Illybrius
deepthroats Ori
Orion
whimpers and sucks hard
ILLYBRIUS
And… I don't
need to breathe.
USAGI
OH! I'M
CLOSE!
WT
Orion sucks
even harder.
Usagi cums
down Orion's throat several times
USAGI
Damn.
WT
Orion pulls
back and moans
ORION
Anything
else?
USAGI
Mmm…
ORION
I'm… Close…
Master… Please…
ILLYBRIUS
Cum. I want
to taste you.
ORION
I… need…
Alpha's… permission…
EVRYN
BULLSHIT!
ILLYBRIUS
I'm leaving.
[ragequit
ILLYBRIUS]
USAGI
Go ahead, O.
ORION
I… *whimper*
USAGI
Oreo. Cum.
Go ahead.
WT
Orion cums
hard and then curls up and cries.
SIGYN
Same.
[LIGHTS
ON]
USAGI
Why the
tears?
ORION
Lee… left…
I…
SERENA
Well,
Illybrius, who’s usually your top, gave you permission to cum, and then you
said you needed Usagi’s permission instead. I don’t understand why you don’t
understand why that’s a problem for Illybrius.
MARIE
And this is
absolutely some sort of really fucked-up Omegaverse thing. Specifically, it
seems like Corri has shoved a huge amount of Onion’s physical and sexual
autonomy onto Usagi for this nonplot in the form of designating Usagi as
Onion’s “Alpha” in this nonplot.
EVRYN
If that’s
the case, he shouldn’t have asked Illybrius to sleep with him.
MARIE
I agree!
USAGI
He's… I
dunno.
ORION
Why did this
have to happen? I don't want to do this again.
SERLEINA
YOU ARE AS
WORTHLESS AS A SUMMER ANT! YOUR LIFE SERVES ZERO PURPOSE!
USAGI
He's my, uh,
Alpha, you know?
STRAWBERRY
No, sweetie,
he’s your top. There is a distinction.
FALCON
Annnnd I did
not know this in 2008 because I didn’t learn what Omegaverse was until the
2020’s, as stated… was it this episode or last? Fuck it, I don’t even care.
ORION
I know. But
if I was carrying his child, I would only have to obey him.
EVRYN
Your biology
is shitty fail and you should feel like shitty fail.
ORION
No, I can
only obey you.
MARIE
Called it.
USAGI
Please get
rid of it.
ORION
Are you
sure?
USAGI
Yeah,
because I’m not sure if I can stand Illybrius being hurt like this for… however
long it takes.
ORION
Four months.
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