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Irresponsible Morons
November 17, 2008 (2014) | 1:22 AM
DROSSEL
Oh. It's not
her fault she got sick.
SIGYN
I don't
think it's her fault either.
DROSSEL
Really, I'm
the bad guy.
SERLEINA
🎵 MOTHERRRRR
KNOWWWWS BEST! 🎵
SIGYN
No, you're
not. Neither of you is the good guy and neither of you is the bad guy. You can't
look at relationships like that.
DROSSEL
But it's my
fault. I am a louse.
EVRYN
True. Why don't
you stop being a parasite and do something useful?
SIGYN
Don't beat
yourself up yet.
DROSSEL
OK. I'm
scared.
SIGYN
Take a shot
to calm your nerves. It's what I'd do.
DROSSEL
There's no
option to Jax to help us, he said it busted his pride to ask.
I just wish we weren't fucked this bad.
Her ring got
stolen a few weeks ago.
It made me
mad cause they were engraved.
Her set was
worth 67 thousand.
EVRYN
Considering
how much financial trouble you always seem to be in, why couldn't you have sold
them to get out of debt? Better yet, why even get expensive rings like those in
the first place?
SIGYN
Yeah, she
just told me.
DROSSEL
That could
have gotten us a help.
SIGYN
Yep.
DROSSEL
I'm going to
try and cry myself to sleep. Night.
SIGYN
Okay, have
fun!
--
1:22 AM
SERA
Drossel's
girlfriend's pregnant?
SIGYN
No sweetie,
they're adopting.
SERA
Oh.
SIGYN
Some other
chick they know is pregnant. They're anti-abortion.
SERA
Dear god. I
don't understand why they're adopting, anyhow. Fresh out of Job Corps, they're
gonna have a hard time.
SIGYN
Because
they're irresponsible morons who are anti-choice.
SERA
Oh yeah, I'm
gonna fucking slap him about that. Why the fuck does the kid need surgery,
cleft palette?
SIGYN
Dunno. If
you ask me, none of this shit is even real.
SERA
Living in a
nice area costs fucking money, you dumb shit.
SIGYN
Fresno isn't
a nice area, though. It's pretty ghetto.
SERA
She doesn't
need and can't afford a therapy dog if they're having a baby.
SIGYN
Exactly.
Which is part of why I don't think any of this shit is real.
SERA
Conny does
sound like a bitch, though. I love how Drossel's all "give me money"
even after you've said repeatedly that you need it more than he does.
SIGYN
Yes, that is
my point.
SERA
At this
point, I'm confused as to who's the bigger moron in their relationship.
SIGYN
Yes.
--
Sera Roth
written by Rachel Leeds-Minkin
Sigyn Falcon
written by Sigyn Wisch
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